Marble Hornets Randomness

Cooking with Tim

Tim: ok so... today we're going to cook...

Jay: can you make macaroni and cheese

Tim: I can try

Tim: ok so... -grabs box of macaroni noodles-

Jay: I think you put it in the pot

Tim: I don't have a pot

Jay: well we could improvise

Tim: h—

Jay: -puts a pan on the stove-

Tim: how am I going to cook this in a pan

Jay: you can do it, I believe in you

Tim: what the hell

Jay: -turns the knob- 400 degreesss

Tim: uh... -awkwardly smiles-

Jay: heh

Tim: -pours noodles in pan-

Jay: hehhheh

Tim: don't we like, need water

Jay: -pours glass of water into the pan-

Tim: jAY

Jay: -watches the water turn into smoke-

Tim: -groans-

Jay: ahah

-tHE FIRE ALARM GOES OFF-

Tim: aaAAHHHHH

Jay: oh NO

Tim: -flails arms-

Jay: -falls on the floor-

-three days later-

Tim: I'm never going to cook again, especially with you

Brian: I MADE COOKIES

Jay: ooh what kind

Brian: CHOCOLATE CHIP

Jay: yAY

Brian: -gives Tim and Jay a cookie-

Jay: paFTLT -spits it out- rAsien

(Yes I misspelled Raisin, I know that. I kept it there because I was typing so fast that I typed Rasien. Enjoy)

Tim: -has an actual chocolate cookie in his hand- wow you're rude

Brian: The demon inside me is rude, I'm not

Tim: Brian are you okay