Marble Hornets Randomness

Jayssica Fluff/and Sex (kinda)

(Just read this. Please. I tried doing fluff in general)

Jay: -laying on his bed in the apartment he just moved into-

Jay: -turns the lamp next to him off and sighs-

Jessica: -quietly opens the door- Jay...

Jay: -turns lamp back on- yeah, Jessica?

Jessica: Alex is in the apartment...

Jay: come over here then... we'll be safe... I promise

Jessica: -lays down next to Jay on his bed, snuggles-

Jay: -smiles-

Jessica: -smiles back-

Jay: -moves away-

Jessica: what?

Jay: -ah

Jessica: hm?

Jay: aH

Jessica: what??

Jay: aCHOoO -sneezes-

Jessica: ...

Alex: -opens the door-

Jay: -silent-

Jessica: -silent-

Alex: aWE SHIT, YEAH.

Jay: FUCK ME! (Totally not saying that in a sexual way. He said this on accident, instead of fuck :3)

Alex: THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I'LL EVER FUCK AND THAT'S SETH

Jessica: what about Amy...?

Alex: AMY IS DEAD. SHE'S REALLY FUCKING DEAD.

Jay: IwishIwasdead

Jessica: -lays down-

Alex: NOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE SOME SHOTS

Jessica: what?

Alex: -has a shot glass in his left hand and quickly drinks it-

Jessica: uh

Alex: -has a gun in his right hand-

Alex: ARE YOU GUYS READY TO TAKE SOME SHOTS?

Fuck you

If I meant it, I would've put the fluff in a different story

:)