Marble Hornets Randomness

Uncool Jay

Jay: hey

Alex: huh

Jay: check out my sweet moves

Alex: ???

Jay: -throws skateboard at a wall-

Alex: are you okay

Jay: no

Jay: aye Brian (-wink-)

Brian: what do you want, faggot

Jay: I'm cool, right?

Brian: no

Jay: the ladies find me cool

Brian: the ladies? And who are these, "ladies"

Jay: Jessica

Brian: To be honest, Jessica is beyond fucked up. She'd say anyone is cool and then she'd ask where she was.

Jessica: Brian~

Brian: Yeah, Jessica?

Jessica: you're cool

Brian: thank y—

Jessica: Where am I

Jay: -opens Tim's bedroom door at 3:17 am-

Tim: -sleeping-

Jay: -sits right next to Tim's bed- Am I cool?

Tim: -turns around and is wearing the Masky mask-

Jay: oH SHIT

Jay: Seth, am I cool?

Seth: Well, maybe if you were a decent camera guy... maybe you would be

Jay: I am a decent camera guy, though

Seth: no you're not

Jay: says who?

Alex: SAYS ME, BITCH

Seth: -staring at Alex-

(I MADE REFERENCES TOWARDS OTHER CHAPTERS OF THIS STORY. DEAR OPERATOR, HELP ME)