Marble Hornets Randomness

sALtY 3

Jay: My hand hurts

Alex: good for you

Jay: you're so mean

Alex: I know

-weird noises coming from a closet-

Jay: hey uhhhh what was that

Alex: not sure. I'll go check it out

Jay: okay...

Alex: -checks closet-

Brian: -is tied up with tape on his mouth- MMMmmRRMMmMR

Alex: damn it, Brian. How many times do I have to tell you to NOT get magically teleported into my house. I do not like you

Brian: MmMmmrrRMRMRRMMMM

Alex: what are you trying to say

Brian: -sighs-

Alex: Oh Wait! Is that a letter I see?

Brian: -nods-

Alex: -picks up letter- hmmm

Alex: "Dear Alex, here's a simple message that I think you will understand. No one likes you. When you greet people nicely, they don't like you. When you look at people, they don't like you. When you breathe... They still don't like you.

  -Sincerely, Tim (So this basically counts as everyone's opinion because everyone agrees with anything I say)"

Jay: wow

Alex: wow... My... feelings

Jay: you have feelings?

Alex: I was kidding

Jay: thought so

Alex: sooooo are we gonna free Brian

Jay: yeah. I'll go get the chainsaw!

Alex: what

Jay: -tries walking off-

Alex: -grabs the back of his shirt-

Jay: aHH

Alex: no

Jay: then how're we gonna free him

Alex: Like any reasonable human being

Jay: and how do we do that

Alex: I... I actually don't know

-Jeopardy music plays-

Alex: -thinking-

Jay: -thinking-

Brian: -screaming-

Alex: oh I know!

-Jeopardy music stops-

Alex: we could just cut the rope

Jay: with a chainsaw‽

Alex: NO

Jay: thEn WiTh whAaaAaaT

Alex: okay okay no Let's just...

Jay: huh

Alex: -pulls a lighter out of his pocket-

Jay: why do you have a lighter, aren't those for cigarettes and stuff

Alex: I have a lighter because I like setting things on fire, it's not that hard to understand