Brian: aye Tim, this fell out of your pocket
Tim: what
Brian: heh
Tim: what is it
Brian: I don't know
Tim: seriously, what is it?
Jay: iT'S MY—
Alex: —virginity
Jay: SO THAT MEANS I LOST IT
Alex: -Sigh- no Jay. I was talking to Seth. (( ͡° ᴥ ͡°))
Seth: yeah
Brian: I don't even know what this is, and if it's Jay's.... then how was it in your pocket?
Tim: how the hell would I know?
Brian: maybe because it is JAY'S and it was in YOUR POCKET
Tim: was
Brian: sHUT THE HELL UP, TIM. YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO ACT SO COOL. bECAUSE IF YOU WERE COOL, THEN YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IN A DEATH METAL BAND!
Tim: I was
Brian: pSH
Tim: In third grade
Brian: wEREN'T YOU IN A HOSPITAL FOR LIKE— YOUR WHOLE CHILDHOOD
Tim: —maybe
Brian: OH MY GOD. LISTEN TO HIM. LISTEN TO TIM.
Tim: I don't see the big deal
Brian: bECAUSE, WHO DID YOU START THE BAND WITH?
Tim: this really fuckin' tall guy, I dunno, he played the drums well
Brian: you started a band with the operator when you were a kid
Tim: —yes
Brian: no wonder why he follows us
Tim: -shrug-
Operator: tIM
Tim: AhHhhHhhHhHhHH
Operator: -throws trumpet at Alex-
Alex: what the
Operator: PLAYITALEX. PLAY. THE. TRUMPET.
Alex: I haven't played this since I was a kid...
Operator: -death glare /SOMEHOW/-
Alex: -Trumpet makes a squeak and a PshHh noise-
Operator: gOoD ENOUGh
Alex: uh— ok
Operator: -throws ukulele at Tim-
Tim: —wHY
Operator: -death glare, again-
Tim: -strums ukulele-
Operator: -throws a recorder at Jay-
Jay: -gets hit in the face by it and picks it up- I love these -plays a song on it-
Operator: -throws a gOD DAMN GRAND PIANO AT BRIAN-
Brian: -backs up- uh
Operator: YOUKNOWHOWTOPLAYTHIS
Brian: -plays some easy as fuck song on the piano- kinda
Operator: -starts playing the drums-
Tim: no. If you wanted us to start a band— it's not happening. 1) I hate Alex. 2) I hate everyone here except—
Jay: ME~
Tim: —Brian
Brian: -smiles-
HAVE SOME MH GIFS~
Have some Sex. No not that kind.
(Seth x Alex = Sex)
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