(All of the titles are just random words lmao)
Tim: Hey Alex, I made you coffee
Alex: -nods-
Tim: -hands Alex a cup of coffee- I made it just the way you like it...
Alex: -takes cup and squints-
Tim: what? Is something wrong?
Alex: ...no
-later-
Alex: -pats chair in the middle of his very DimLY LiT rOom- sit
Tim: uhhh alright? -sits down in the chair-
Alex: -closes the door and locks it-
Tim: -checks watch-
Alex: -goes into his bathroom and changes clothes-
Tim: uhh
Alex: -walks out-
Tim: Alex... why are you wearing lin—
Alex: I've been a bad bad girl~
(Fuck yeah!)
Tim: you're like a grown man why are you singing th—
Alex: I've been careless with a delicate man~
Alex: and it's a sad... sad... world
Alex: when a girl will break a boy just because she can
Tim: Alex...
Alex: Don't you tell me to deny it, I've done wrong and I want to suffer for my sins~
Tim: Uh
Alex: I've come to you cause I need guidance to be true... And I just don't know where I can begin~
Alex: What I need is a good defense. Cause I'm feeling like a criminal~
Tim: why??
Alex: -rAISES LEG IN A VERY HOT ALEX WAY-
Tim: aAAAHHH
Alex: and I need to be redeemed, to the one I've sinned against. Because he's all I ever knew of love~
Tim: ??
Alex: this is my way of appreciating you
Tim: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THANK YOU??
Alex: -kisses Tim's cheek- thanks
Tim: UM. YOU'RE WELCOME, I GUESS?
Tim: YOU KNOW, BRIAN WOULDN'T APPROVE OF T—
Alex: So what. I'm my own guy, he's Brian. We're like... anti symbiosis. We can't go together no matter what. So we just avoid each other.
Tim: THAT'S YOU WITH EVERYONE
Alex: to be honest, that's actually very true
Tim: DAMN RIGHT
Alex: you can act like I don't look super hot right now, but I know you're lying. You're always lying
Tim: WHAT
Alex: you're the him. Him's the he. He's the liar. He is a liar. Get what I'm saying?
Tim: not really
Alex: same. But just stick with it and don't suck too much dick alright
Tim: you can't tell me how to live my life— wait what
Alex: you legit fully responded to that: okay. Just suck as much dick as you want, sweetie.
Tim: I... oh my god Alex
Alex: You should say oh my Alex from now on because I'm your god
Tim: try again
Alex: what
Tim: try again
Alex: Nah bitch. I'm your God.
All aboard, the loser train
TooOoOot tOoOooOoOooOOoooT
By the way... The song Alex was singing was:
Criminal, by Fiona Apple
If you wanted to know/if you didn't know
Hah
K bye
