NickeL GUy

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(Basically every NG chapter is just gonna be called Nickel Guy from now on because ya I'm lazy)

Brian: -wearing sunglasses-

Brian: -riding a skateboard-

Brian: -drinking a Caprisun-

Alex: -is on the phone-

Brian: -eavesdropping-

Alex: Maybe there's more to life than being a badass

Brian: what

Alex: I mean, what if some people aren't as cool as they think they a— oh you hung up

Brian: -gets off skateboard, puts caprisun on skateboard and jumps into a bush-

Alex: -walks to the skateboard and grabs the caprisun- what?

Alex: -takes a sip-

Alex: Nickel Guy...

Brian: shit

Alex: NICKEL GUY, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE

Alex: -takes off his glasses-

Alex: -rips off his shirt, revealing his cooler shirt-

Alex: -rips off his pants, revealing his tights-

Alex: -takes off his shoes, because why not-

Alex: -takes off socks-

Alex: -grabs his high heel boot thingies that are conveniently right there-

Alex: -slips them on-

Alex: -probably a few inches taller-

Brian: -jumps out of the bush, throws a nickel at Alex-

Alex: -gasps-

Brian: haha! You think that you could defeat me, but in reality... You could not! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Alex: -throws a quarter at Brian-

Brian: auGh

Alex: haha

Tim: -walks outside- hey Brian your pizza rolls are d—

Alex and Brian: -violently throwing coins at each other-

Tim: okay

Tim: -walks back inside-

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