Marble Hornets Randomness

AyE bRIan

Tim: Hey Brian

Brian: yeah

Tim: can you wash my car

Brian: sure but like don't you have money...? And car washes e—

Tim: thanks Brian -walks off-

Brian: -sigh- I'm going to use a water hose because I can

Brian: -aNGRILY TURNS ON WATER HOSE- hahhehah

Alex: Hey Brian can you go watch Amy for me

Brian: isn't she dead

Alex: ...well yeah but

Brian: FINE.

Alex: thanks a bunch -runs away-

Brian: -drags Amy's dead body outside-

Brian: maybe I should go get a bucket so I can I don't know put soapy water in this instead so it'll actually clean the car! -gets a bucket, puts water in the bucket, turns off the water hose-

Brian: ew. Amy's body is still leaking blood, I should get another bucket!

Brian: -gets another bucket and sets it next to the one that has soapy water-

Amy: -arm drips blood into the bucket-

Brian: -sigh-

Jay: AYE BRIAN

Brian: wHAT DO YOU WANT FAGGOT

Jay: can you make sure no one takes my hat

Brian: AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR HAT

Jay: THANKS BRIAN -hat falls off-

Brian: -whispers- oh my god why

Brian: -tries to put hat on the ground near the two buckets, dips sponge in bucket full of blood and wipes car-

Brian: oH NO -trips and knocks over bucket which now has blood all over the driveway-

Brian: HAVE TO KEEP THE HAT SAFE -picks up hat, puts it on Amy-

Brian: -looks back at the car- better!
-looks back at Amy- DEAR OPERATOR.

Amy: -hat was drenched in blood and it's all over her face-

Brian: screw it I'm leaving. Bye.

You have passed the first challenge

If you did not cringe
I am proud of you -pats your head even though I bet you are taller than me-