Marble Hornets Randomness

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Tim: so we're gonna shoot it

Alex: no. I'm gonna shoot it. Duh, you dumbfuck

Tim: oh my god... how are we—

Alex: ME

Tim: how are you going to shoot a paranormal creature

Alex: don't ask me, ask my gun

Tim: wh—

Alex: -holds gun- I'm ready

Tim: we have to wait for Jay and Seth...

Seth: HERE. I'M HERE. I BROUGHT THE CAMERA

Jay: I BROUGHT THE FLASHLIGHTS AND TAPES

Brian: tapes?

Tim: why the hell do we need tapes

Jay: uh— ummmMmmm— because we do? -runs off-

Seth: -turns on the camera and the little night vision mode-

Alex: Seth... Why do you need the camera?

Seth: so I can record you shooting the guy

Tim: the guy?

Seth: y'know... the uh— the guy

Alex: the tall guy

Tim: you're gonna shoot yourself? Fun

Alex: fuck. Is your memory that bad

Tim: I guess, Alex

Alex: can we go now

Seth: -hYPE-

Tim: yeah... let's go... -holding a flashlight, leading them deeper into the forest-

Alex: how about you let me take the lead, Tim

Tim: uh... sure -hands him the flashlight-

Brian: -hAS LEFT WITH JAY FOR SOME REASON-

Alex: see this Trail...

Tim: yeah

Seth: mhmm

Alex: follow me -walks along the trail-

Seth: whatever you say, Alex (dADDY)

Tim: (evERYTHING IS) fine.

Alex: and look there's a tunnel... this big tall thing we're looking for always hides here...

Seth: woah there's a tiny river

Tim: that's a stream, Seth. It isn't a tiny r—

Seth: it's a fucking tiny river

Tim: if you say so... asshole

Operator: -appeARS-

Alex: -holds his gun and points at Tim-

Tim: nope. nope nope nope nope.

Alex: -about to pull the trigger-

Brian: -taCKLES ALEX-

Alex: aGH

Brian: NOT TODAY, ALEX. YOU HURT MY TIM AND I'LL HURT YOUR FACE.

Alex: -tries to kick him-

Brian: -punches Alex in the face- NO

Alex: NOT THIS AGAIN

Brian: SAVE YOUR WORDS FOR THE SLAMMER

Alex: I'M GOING TO JAIL??

Brian: well... yeah

Alex: YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ME

Brian: BOI

Alex: WHAT

Brian: YOU PULLED OUT A GUN ON SOMEONE, AND YOU HURT ME!

Alex: YOU'RE ON TOP OF ME

Brian: AND YOU'RE UNDER ME

Seth: we get it, guys

Tim: -walks away-

Jay: HEY GUYS. I FOUND A STICK— wait... what're they doing, Seth?

Seth: they're fighting

Jay: oh ok. Check out my stick.

Seth: ...

Jay: my stick

Seth: .......

Jay: -hands Seth a stick- my stick

Seth: -throws it on the ground- fuck you

Jay: no my stick

Seth: -turns off the camera-

Brian: -casually punching Alex-

Alex: -casually mOANING jk he's just there, getting punched and shit. The usual-

Jay: -tries to pick up stick-

Seth: -steps on stick, thus breaking it-

Jay: nnnoooo

Seth: that stick was lame. Do you wanna go find a better stick?

Jay: sure

Seth: oh! I found a great one -picks up a stick-

Jay: that one looks cool

Seth: -throws it- gO GET IT, JAY

Jay: -ruNNING LIKE A PRO-

Seth: phew

Brian: -gETS OFF OF ALEX-

Alex: thanks for hurting me. It felt great.

Brian: you should go kill yourself

Alex: not until I kill you, and Tim... and Jay...

Brian: that ain't happening, buddy

Alex: oh yes it is

Brian: -is already gone-

Jay: -is gone-

Tim: -has been gone for a while but he's ok, I think-

Alex: -sits there alone-

Seth: hey Alex

Alex: hey...

Seth: sooooo

Operator: -taKES AWAY ALEX AND THEN DISAPPEARS-

Seth: dang it