Marble Hornets Randomness

RIdin' diRTy

Alex: hey babes -has on nice booty shorts hhEHH-

Jay: Hey Alex -takes off ear buds-

Alex: what're you listening to?

Jay: Porn

Alex: huh... Well, I'm going for a ride

Jay: where're you going?

Alex: Probably somewhere nice and super cool... I'm riding my scooter there

Jay: holy shit! I wanna come!

Alex: well... Seth is coming too

Jay: god I hate him

Alex: you just hate him because he's better than you in every way~

Jay: true

Seth: -riding a bicycle- hey Jay

Jay: hey bitch— I mean, hey Seth

Seth: rude

Jay: -whispers- bitch

Alex: well. I'll see you around later

Brian: guys!

Alex: hey Brian

Brian: hey Alex

Alex: yeah

Brian: -nods and puts his hands in his pockets- so

Alex: you were about to say something

Brian: oh yeah! I was about to go ride on my sweet ass skateboard...

Alex: Seth's riding a bicycle, I'm riding my scooter with black tassels, like the color of my soul... yeah... join the group

Brian: sweet! -grabs skateboard-

Tim: -riding around on rollerblades- hey

Brian: hey! Wanna join our sweet ride?

Tim: sure

Jessica: heyyyy

Alex: hey

Jay: hey

Brian: hey

Seth: hey

Tim: hey

Jessica: sooooo... what're we doing?

Alex: we're about to go on a ride

Jessica: I don't have anything to ride on

Jay: oh baby I'll give you something to ride on—

Jessica: I'm gonna walk!

Alex: sounds good

Jay: actually now that I think about it... I don't have anything to ride...

Alex: kill yourself!

Brian: #relatable

Tim: you guys are so rude, I envy it

Jay: I want to die

Alex: go ahead!

Seth: what the fuck is going on

Alex: I am hIGH

Seth: good to know??

Alex: LET'S RIDE, BOYS

Tim: -gracefully skates on the road-

Brian: -does sick kickflips and shit on his skateboard-

Seth: -runs straight into a tree- woW I'M GLAD I WORE A HELMET!

Alex: -scooting away like there's no tomorrow-

Jessica: -jogging away from her problems-

Jay: -aggressively stalking them from far away-

Alex: I love the smell of blood

Brian: Alex, does that make you a shark then?

Alex: no! It makes me a fucked up human being! But everyone should be themselves!

Brian: cool!

K.