It's a sign

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Tim: -is walking with Brian, accidentally knocks over one of those caution signs-

Brian: oH MY GOD DUDE. PICK THAT UP RIGHT NOW. IF YOU DON'T, SOMEONE WILL SLIP AND FALL!!

Tim: -shrug-

Brian: IF YOU DON'T PICK IT UP I'LL MAKE YOU TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SLIPPERY AREA ON THIS NICE FLOOR

Tim: fine, I don't see the big deal

Brian: Ok! You have to yell -whispers something- ...every time someone walks around here

Tim: ok

Lady: -walking around them-

Tim: WATCH OUT. IT'S FUCKING WET.

Lady: -screaming-

Tim: THANK YOU

-later-

Tim: -laying on the ground wearing a sign on his neck that says: IT'S FUCKING WET-

Man: c'mon Jimmy, we're going to the park after this

Jimmy: okay dad!

Tim: WATCHOUTIT'SFUCKINGWET

Jimmy: what does fucking mean

Man: oH NO -grabs Jimmy's hand and runs away-

Brian: -snicker-

-even later-

Woman: -holding her boyfriends hand-

Boyfriend: I love you and...

Woman: -smiling-

Boyfriend: -gets on one knee- I was wondering... will you m—

Tim: IT'S FUCKING WET, DUDES

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