Marble Hornets Randomness

KiNkS

Alex: Let's talk about something that's slightly embarrassing...

Tim: what's that gonna be

Alex: let's talk about our kinks

Tim: too bad I don't have any

Alex: sure. Seth, do you have any?

Seth: ummmmm daddykinklolhaha

Alex: what

Seth: I didn't say anything dadd— I mean Alex

Alex: oh okay

Jay: -holding a list behind his back-

Alex: -takes the list from Jay-

Jay: nO. IT'S MY KINKS!

Alex: -reading the list-

Jay: -scream-

Alex: Submission kink, domestic violence kink? Men's Lingerie kink... what... Handcuff kink, screaming kink?????? What the fuck is that???

Jay: uMMmMMMmmMMMMM

Alex: ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Jay: Y-YOU FORGOT A KINK

Alex: -reads it- "ALEX'S BIG DICK KINK"

Jay: HHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHHHH?????????????????

Alex: ARE YOU FUCKING FINE

Jay: EVERYTHING IS F—

Tim: stop

Brian: -laughing so hard he's wheezing-

Alex: WHAT'S SO FUNNY

Brian: THOSE KINKS

Alex: WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A DEMON KINK BRIAN

Tim: what is that?

Alex: HE LIKES TO TRY AND SUMMON SATAN DURING SEX

Tim: what. And um... how would you know

Alex: IKNOWALOTOFTHINGS

Brian: -hiss-

Jay: -still screaming-

Seth: -awkwardly biting his lip and imagining sexy things-

Tim: ?????

Alex: -making random hand gestures while yelling-

Jessica: I have a weird kink

Alex: what's that

Jessica: suicidal kink

Alex: you can't just call everything a kink

Jessica: -holds out arms-

Alex: soooo you cut

Jessica: touch the cuts

Alex: -pokes Jessica's arm-

Jessica: -moans-

Alex: hOly HELL NO

Jessica: ha ha ha

(Yeah I'm still not okay. I think I need to get more sleep but oH WeLL)