Marble Hornets Randomness

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Brian: okay so....

Tim: what

Brian: did you know that I am a superhero

Tim: excuse me?

Brian: -clears throat- I said, did you know that I am a sssssuuuuppperrrrherrrooo

Tim: um, that's cool I guess

Brian: wanna be my sidekick?

Tim: nah not really

Brian: wanna be my... full kick???

Tim: uhhhhhhhhh sure???

Brian: ok good

Tim: yeahhhh

Brian: WITH THE POWER OF NICKEL, I WILL DEFEAT MY ENEMIES AND STOP CRIME

Tim: lol what

Brian: -holds Nickel up to the sky, spins around in circles-

Nickel Guy: ah-hah!

Tim: what do I do

Nickel Guy: -throws a box at Tim-

Tim: -holds the box in the air and does the moon walk- WITH THE POWER OF BOX, I WILL OVERCOME MY MENTAL ISSUES—

Nickel Guy: oh ok

Penny Boy: yeah

Nickel Guy: woah you look cool tho

Penny Boy: thanks, my guy

Quarter Man: heyyyyYyy

Penny Boy: now who the fuck are you

Quarter Man: it's me, Seth

Penny Boy: oh hey S—

Quarter Man: call me Quarter Man

Penny Boy: ok, QM

Dime Dude: HOWDY

Quarter Man: Hey Jay

Dime Dude: I'M DIME DUDE, REMEMBER

Quarter Man: sorry...

(I'M TOO LAZY
Nickel Guy = NG
Penny Boy = PB
Quarter Man = QM
Dime Dude = DD)

Evil Dollar: hey guys -evil smile-

(Evil Dollar = ED. I'm still lazy as fuck)

NG: IT'S MY RIVAL

ED: I have a gun

NG: SAME

ED: -points a gun at NG-

NG: -points a gun at ED-

PB: this is pretty fucking dramatic to be honest

DD: you're pretty fucking dramatic to be honest

PB: I think The fuck not, Jay

DD: do you wanna fight

PB: no

DD: me neither

PB: then why did you ask

DD: because I felt like it

ED: I'm gonna shoot all of you

NG: no you're not

ED: yes

NG: no

ED: yes

NG: no

ED: yes

NG: I have a gun too y'know

ED: so what

NG: that means I could shoot you too...

ED: I have on tights

NG: so?

ED: that means I am significantly better than you in every single way

NG: no it doesn't

ED: you're just too afraid to admit that I'm better than you

NG: I'm not afraid of you at all

ED: I have a boyfriend

NG: same

ED: hmph

NG: hah

QM: why are you guys fighting

NG: we aren't fighting... Alex— I mean, Evil Dollar keeps saying that he's better than me. Which I know is untrue...

QM: but he is better than you

NG: shut the actual fuck up, Seth

QM: I'm quarter m—

NG: do I fucking give a shit

QM: lol u r mean

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