Marble Hornets Randomness

sALtY 2

(Second part B O I)

Alex: you know what you remind me of

Jay: -still thinks he's in a coma- what

Alex: a fucking retarded fish

Jay: that's sorta rude

Alex: well fine, what do I remind you of

Jay: A giraffe who rapes innocent women and men

Alex: nah

Jay: yah

Alex: how the fuck

Jay: well you just kinda look like it

Alex: whatever

Jay: I'm still in a coma though, right

Alex: no

Jay: Am I dead

Alex: hopefully you're close

Jay: fun

Alex: when did you get all depressed

Jay: it all started back in 198—

Alex: never mind. How're you doing

Jay: Everything is f—

Alex: Actually, never mind again. I'm gonna go shoot something

Jay: alright

Alex: -gets up and grabs gun-

Jay: sweet

Alex: sweet?

Jay: yeah

Alex: why

Jay: that's a pretty radical gun... what is it? A pistol... An AK-47... An M16... A shotgun?

Alex: what the fuck no

Jay: then what is it

Alex: Nerf...

Jay: ha! It's Nerf or nothing!...

Alex: -shoots Jay-

Jay: oWWWWWW

Alex: what's wrong

Jay: -bleeding-

Alex: thought this was my Nerf

Jay: AGHHHHHH

Alex: be quiet

Jay: IWASSHOT

Alex: ...and?

Jay: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU FUCKING SHOT ME????

Alex: one... two... -starts counting fingers- three, four... hmmm about seven

Jay: HOW MANY TIMES WAS IT AN ACCIDENT???????

Alex: like... once

Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alex: I'M SORRY OKAY

Jay: -screaming-

Operator: -exists- hey Alex

Alex: GOD FUCKING DARN IT

Operator: you're out of toilet paperrrrr

Alex: FUCK YOU MAN

Operator: -throws a Guava at Alex-

Alex: WHAT IS THIS

Operator: a Guava... It's a fruit

Alex: I CAN'T TRUST YOU

Operator: eat it

Alex: NO

Operator: -screeches- eAT IT

Alex: -takes a bite, spits it out- WHAT IN THE ASS IS THAT

Operator: it was Guava

Alex: THAT TASTED LIKE SHIT

Operator: how do you know what that tastes like

Alex: —WHERE IS YOUR MOUTH AND HOW ARE YOU TALKING

Operator: I've got other holes

Alex: OKA— WAIT WHAT... Also I have a serious question for you. What's your reproductive organ?

Operator: that's for you to find out~

Alex: -sCREAMS- NNNNNO

Operator: can't you tell by my voice

Alex: I CANNOT TELL

Operator: I sound just like everyone's favorite narrator

Alex: MORGAN FREEMAN IS THAT YOU

Operator: nope. I'm just a noodle sent from hell to fuck up y'alls life. K bye

Alex: WAIT NO

Operator: -disappears-

Jay: aaaAAAAHhhHhHhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhHhhHHHHhhHhhHhHhhHhhHHHHHHhHhHhhHHHHHHHhHhHhhh

Alex: OH MY GOD YOU TOTAL FUCKASS STOP CRYING THE WOUND ISN'T THAT BAD

Jay: YOU SHOT MY FUCKING WEEWEE

Alex: WHAT

Jay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alex: HOLD UP. DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR DICK, A WEEWEE

Jay: NO YOU PERVERT, I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY LEFT HAND

Alex: YOU NAMED YOUR HAND WEEWEE

Jay: WHAT'S YOUR LEFT HAND'S NAME

Alex: WHO NAMES THEIR HANDS???

Jay: People with no friends

Alex: oh

Jay: BUT WHAT'S IT'S NAME

Alex: I DON'T HAVE A NAME FOR IT

Jay: NNNNAMMEE ITTT

Alex: FUCK NO

Jay: I WANNA KILL MYSELF

Alex: THEN DIE

Jay: holy moly man. That's pretty harsh. I thought you were my bro, but now you're my ex bro...

Alex: you've always been my ex, bro

Jay: EX-BRO NOT EX, BRO

Alex: WHAT

Jay: ARE YOU CALLING ME YOUR EX

Alex: REMEMBER WHEN WE DATED

Jay: NO??? NOT EXACTLY

Alex: HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

Jay: FUCK ME

Alex: WHAT

Jay: Sorry I had something in My throat... eventhoughIwantedsomethingelsedownthwere

Alex: bro

Jay: what

Alex: stop being so gay

Jay: sTop BeiNg sO fuCkiN StUPid

Alex: fuck you

Jay: AHHHHH

Alex: what's wrong now

Jay: HMMMM I DON'T KNOW. MY HAND STILL HURTS

Alex: too bad, dude

Jay: AHHHHH

Okay so I'm sorry I haven't been on for a while my buoys and grills. And idk what in the heck this chapter was buuuut enjoy I guess. I like how all of y'all don't act like it's cringy af and stupid. But oh well. I'm trying to get 666 words. K lol bye now.