Marble Hornets Randomness

Nickel Guyyyyy

(PROTIP: NG= Nickel Guy)

NG: I AM HERE TO SAVE ALL OF YOU

Tim: I am just sitting on a couch. Nothing is happening.

Jay: -sleeping next to Tim on the couch-

Tim: aHHH

Jay: -wakes up- AHHHHH

Tim: wHAT THE HELL? HOW DID YOU MAGICALLY APPEAR HERE, JAY?!

(I fucking hate Jam. Not to be rude or anything... bUT TIM X BRIAN GO TOGETHER LIKE ME X MY CONSTANT FEaR OF CONTINUING TO SOMEWHAT EXIST)

Tim: -pushes Jay off the couch-

Jay: -SCREAMING-

Alex: -walks in the room-

Brian: -wearing a super hero costume. Which is legit just a speedo thing-

Jay: -face first on the floor-

Tim: -utterly confused as always-

Alex: -walks back out of the room-

NG: AS I WAS SAYING, I AM HERE TO SAVE ALL OF YOU!

Tim: we don't need saving though

NG: aaaaaand he lied again

Jay: wHO LIED AGAIN

NG: BITCH I WILL FUCKING SLAP YOU

Jay: why

NG: BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COMMON SENSE. WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME.

Jay: I kNOW I SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA

NG: GET A HEARING AID, YOU NUT

Jay: GET MARRIED ALREADY, YOU BUTT? THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID  WHEN I VISITED HER NOT TOO LONG AGO!

NG: I AM QUESTIONING WHY YOU EXIST

Jay: I DO THAT EVERY MORNING

NG: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JAY

Jay: I ALSO QUESTION THAT EVERY MORNING

NG: YOU MUST BE A SERIOUS "BIRD BRAIN"

Jay: AND YOU MUST BE DEAD

NG: YOU DIED BEFORE ME

Tim: wHAT THE HELL????¿¿¿

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