Alex: holy shit what's this weird tape that I found in this cabinet
Jay: tAPE
Alex: NO. JAY.
Jay: -hiSSS-
Alex: TIME TO GO WATCH IT
-ten minutes later-
Alex: the fuck is this
Brian: hello there. Welcome to, Relationship Advice with Brian
Alex: what
Jay: wow Brian's being cool again
Alex: shut up
Jay: alrighty
Brian: tip 1. Give your girlfriend or boyfriend cute nicknames
Alex: what the fuck is this
Brian: -leaves the room for two seconds-
Hoodie: -comes back- one example, is whore ass slut
Alex: uh
Hoodie: tip 2. Kinky shit is the best shit
Jay: what does that mean
Alex: stop
Hoodie: like for example... collars and leashes! Very kinky...
Alex: mm
Hoodie: -points the camera at Seth- Hey Seth!
Seth: -is tied to a pole, wearing a collar- W-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
Hoodie: IT'S A FUCKING SHOCK COLLAR, DAMMIT. YOU MAKE ONE WRONG MOVE AND YOU'LL BE IN ELECTRIC AVENUE
Seth: -inTERNALLY SCREAMING-
Alex: My babyyyy no
Jay: excuse me, what
Hoodie: -points the camera back at himself-
Alex: well it's 100% obvious that Brian is that hooded douche now
Jay: well duh... can't you tell by his walk?
Alex: I don't pay attention to people's walks
Jay: but you could tell by his ass
Alex: Jay
Jay: yes
Alex: stop~
Hoodie: tip 3. Don't be rude to them, they're people too! So don't treat them like dogs or some shit like that
Seth: HELLO
Hoodie: being ironic is fun
Seth: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN? BEING TIED TO A POLE
Hoodie: I WILL FUCKIN ZAP YOU
Seth: WITH WHAT
Hoodie: I DON'T KNOW? MY COOL ZAPPER— THing
Seth: EAT SHIT
Hoodie: -zaps him???-
Seth: aGH. IT'S AT A HIGH VELOCITY. MY EARS ARE RINGING. THE GROUND IS SHAKING. I CAN'T FEEL MY RIGHT NIPPLE.
Hoodie: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jay: are they ok
Alex: does it look like they're ok
Jay: yeah
Alex: see, this is why I don't like you
Jay: yeah you don't like me... you love me
Alex: in your dreams, sweetheart
Jay: omg you just called me something cute
Hoodie: tip 4. Kill them
Seth: ????????
Hoodie: I was joking
Seth: SURE
Hoodie: I WILL FUCKING ZAP YOU AGAIN, MOTHER FUCKER
Seth: GO AHEAD
Hoodie: I'M NOT PARTICULARLY IN THE MOOD AT THIS EXACT MOMENT. SO CONSIDER YOURSELF PRETTY GOD DAMN LUCKY
Seth: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY IT TH—
Hoodie: -zZZZAP-
Seth: FFFFUCK
Alex: I like that tip
Jay: hm?
Alex: I love you
Jay: rEALLY????
Alex: yeah. Now I'm gonna shoot you. Lol
Jay: hahhahahhhhh... really?
Alex: m-hmm
Jay: awe
Alex: what
hELP
HELP mE
-dying inside-
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I've CHANgED
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