Marble Hornets Randomness

An ArRoW tOTheKneE

Hoodie: what happened to your leg?

Masky: Well everything was going good... Everything was fine... Until I took a rock totheknee

Hoodie: why did you speed up the last three words

Masky: bE sileNT

Hoodie: why're you doing this

Masky: I SaID BE SILENT

Hoodie: stop

Masky: BE siLENT OR I WILL cUT yoU

Hoodie: I HAVE A GUN

Masky: where'd you get it

Hoodie: I dunno

Masky: you should go shoot Alex

Hoodie: no. We. Should go shoot Alex

Masky: awe

Hoodie: -grabs Masky's hand-

Masky: -skips with Hoodie to Alex's apartment-

Alex: oh hey guys

Masky: hi. We came here to—

Alex: don't even say another word. You came to have another threesome?

Masky: whAT

Alex: I was kidding -clears throat and nervously looks at the ground- I was kidding

Hoodie: we actually came here to kill you

Alex: oh. That was my second guess.
-smiles-

Hoodie: or we could just beat the shit out of you

Alex: both sound boring to me.

Hoodie: why?

Alex: Oh I dunno. Maybe I just don't want to get hurt? How about I hurt you two?

Masky: alr— wait

Hoodie: mASKY SHUT THE FUCK UP

Masky: you never even talk, you twat

Hoodie: I wILL FUCK YoU AGAINsT A WALL

Masky: sounds great

Hoodie: gR SOMETIMES I STRONGLY DISLIKE YOU

Masky: why can't you just say hate? As the wise Totheark once said, "how much do you hate? It is not enough"

Hoodie: GGggrrgGGR

Alex: -grabs popcorn packet thing but then realizes that he does not have a microwave, oven, stove, toaster or anything else to cook popcorn with because he has been surviving on chips for five years- darn

Hoodie: I WILL sLAP YOU—

Masky: -smirks uNDER HIS MASK-

Hoodie: —NOT IN A SEXUAL MANNER, YOU BASTARD

Masky: psh

Hoodie: dON'T YOU DARE PSH ME

Masky: hahAhha

Hoodie: I WILL CUT YOUR RIGHT EAR OFF

Masky: hOW WOULD THAT AFFECT ME?

Hoodie: WELL, YOU'D BE CLOSER TO BEING DEAF

Masky: WHAT ABOUT CLOSER TO BEING DEAD

Hoodie: I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN!

Masky: tHEN DO IT

Hoodie: bUT I CAN'T

Masky: WHY NOT

Hoodie: BECAUSE I NEED TO ASK MY DADDY'S PERMISSION

Masky: EXcUSE ME, WHAT?

Hoodie: -points to the operator-

(God. I hate daylight savings time. I'm so fucking tired)