Marble Hornets Randomness

MaRtIaL aRts WitH AleX

Seth: -tied up to a pole-

Alex: okay hi guys

Seth: mggMmMMGHHM

Alex: shut up Seth, you volunteered

Seth: -shakes his head- MMBNNGGGMM

Alex: this is why I taped your mouth shut

Seth: NnGHhhmMMM

Alex: so today... I'm gonna teach you... how to hurt people, like I do on every Tuesday

Seth: AGHHMMM

Alex: sHUT THE FUCK UP SEThH

Seth: mmMMGGHM

Alex: okay so say they pull a knife out on you

Seth: ????

Alex: -hands Seth a knife-

Seth: -hands are tied behind his back so the knife falls to the floor-

Alex: firmly grasp it in your hand...

Seth: ???

Alex: ...firmly grasp it

Seth: MGMMMM

Alex: -attempts to do it again- fIRMLY GRASP IT

Seth: MmGHHHNNNMMMMHH

Alex: -shoves knife in Seth's shirt-

Seth: ??????

Alex: okay so now... it's your turn to defend yourself...

Alex: shoot them

Seth: nNNOOO -manages to taKE TAPE OFF-

Alex: holy shit

Seth: STOP DOING THIS

Alex: why

Seth: BECAUSE, STOP

Alex: this is fun though

Seth: NoT FOR ME

Jay: it's fun for me!

Alex: oH heY JAy

Jay: heyyYyyyy

Alex: do you wanna join my demonstration

Jay: no not really!

Brian: hey um... what are you guys doing?

Alex: I'm teaching people martial arts

Brian: is your belt made out of yarn

Alex: MAYBe

Brian: -sigh-

Yay I guess