Marble Hornets Randomness

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Alex: here's a gift for you -hands a cat to Amy-

Amy: thanks? -holds cat-

Alex: -smiles-

Amy: why did you randomly give me a cat

Alex: because, it's our two year anniversary

Amy: yeah... but why did you get me a cat?

Alex: because you are what you have

Amy: and that is...?

Alex: YOU HAVE A PUSSY SO YOU GET A PUSSY

Amy: JESUS CHRIST, ALEX

Alex: FuCkinG APPRECIATE IT, BITCH

Amy: CALM DOWN

Alex: I WILL wHEN I'M DEAD

Amy: HOPEFULLY THAT'LL BE SOON!

Alex: psh

Amy: I guess I should give you something

Alex: alright

Amy: huh. I know you don't have a dick but you sure do act like one. So I guess I don't have to get you anything.
-smiles-

Alex: touché

Amy: -holds cat- does he have a name

Alex: his name is Jay

Amy: why did you name my cat in the first place though

Alex: sHUT UP WOMAN AND GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN

Amy: I WILL SLAP YOU HARDER THAN YOUR PARENTS DID

Alex: TOO FAR

Amy: TOO FAR? YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!

Alex: gOD DAMN FEMINIST

Amy: -throws cat at a wall-

Alex: -gasp-

Amy: -punches Alex in the stomach-

Alex: -falls over-

Amy: ha

Alex: Amy I'm sorry... Jay drugged my apple juice

Amy: you drink apple juice

Alex: alcohol

Amy: no you drink apple juice. Stop trying to fix it. You've done nothing but make everything worse.

Alex: did you just quote me

Amy: yes I did

Alex: I didn't know we had a camera

Amy: did you just quote me?

Alex: yep

Amy: -sigh-

Alex: if you snap your fingers Jay will come to you

Amy: alright -snaps fingers-

Jay: -rUNNING AROUND THE CORNER- hEEEYYY AMYYY

Alex: no, not that Jay. The other Jay.

Jay: -slams into a wall-