Marble Hornets Randomness

FaShIoN

Alex: I look good—

Jay: as always!

Alex: shut the fuck up, Jay

Brian: yeah. Shut up

Tim: no one likes you

Jay: ALL I DID WAS COMPLIMENT ALEX

Tim: that's why no one likes you...

Jay: -crying-

Alex: yeah

Brian: to be honest Alex, your outfit looks appalling and hideous... you should change...

Alex: but I always wear this

Brian: go change. Now

Alex: why? I don't listen to people my age... especially people my age that are shorter than me!

(That's why Alex got stabbed ^)

Brian: GO CHANGE. NNNNOOOWWWW. -hiss-

Alex: I don't have anything else except 90's band t-shirts and plain colored shirts...

Brian: then wear something cool

Alex: Everything I wear is c—

Brian: no. It's not. Now change before I call the police

Alex: the police?

Brian: the fashion police

Alex: and who are these so called, "fashion police?"

Brian: -whistles-

Alex: hm?

Operator: -appears- hEYYYY

Alex: what

Operator: YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR MOCKING THE WORLD OF FASHION~

Alex: ...

Operator: SO LET'S GET THESE CUFFS ON, BOYS

Alex: Am I going to be gang raped again

Operator: YOU MUSTN'T SPEAK OF THAT

Operator: NOW GET THE CUFFS!

Alex: -Sighs and holds out hands-

Masky: -throws glitter on his clothes-

Operator: THE CUFFS. NOT THE GLITTER.

Masky: O-Oh... SORRY SIR

Operator: It's alright! -leans in to Masky's face/mask thing- just don't ever do it... again

Hoodie: -cuffs Alex-

Operator: gOOOD!

Hoodie: -proud-

Alex: I don't like this

Operator: NO ONE DOES!

Alex: then why

Operator: HAHA! DON'T QUESTION WHY!

Alex: how can you talk? You don't even have a m—

Operator: DON'T QUESTION ANYTHING! HA HA HA HA HA!

Alex: -suddenly wearing a suit-

Operator: NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CUT OFF YOUR FACE AND FUCK UP YOUR SKIN~

Alex: whyyyyyyyy

Seth: nO NOT MY BOY

Alex: I don't Wanna do this

Seth: PUT YOUR HANDS UP. ALL OF YOU.

Operator: WE ARE POLICE OFFICERS TOO! PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN!

Seth: I AM PART OF THE FBI

Operator: NO YOU AREN'T!

Seth: YES I AM

Operator: NNNO

Seth: DOG. ATTACK!

Operator: HMMM????

Rocky: -attacks the operator-

Operator: -disappears-

This was neat... I guess
Does anyone have ideas for new chapters? I'll write it :p

Running out of ideas :c