Marble Hornets Randomness

SeArCH foR BriAn 2

Tim: are we almost there

Alex: Sure

Tim: sure?

Alex: Yeah

Tim: ugh

Alex: Hey Tim

Tim: what

Alex: Why're you so short

Tim: The real question should be why are you so tall

Alex: hmmm, true. I'm taller than both of my parents

Tim: I'm shorter than both of my parents

Alex: haha

Tim: -sigh-

Alex: want me to tell you where Brian is

Tim: I could take a guess that he's probably someplace scary

Alex: huh?

Tim: What

Alex: Did you just say... scary

Tim: No

Alex: Fine. Maybe it was just my imagination

Tim: Yeah... Definitely

Alex: HEY HE'S UP THERE! -points to nothing-

Tim: whaaaat

Alex: Haha made you look

Tim: I hate you

Alex: lol same

Tim: Is that it

Alex: There's the tunnel!

Tim: BRIAN! -runs over to HoOdIe-

Hoodie: -muffled mask noises-

Tim: WHAT THE FUCK

Hoodie: huh

Tim: WHY'RE YOU WEARING THAT

Hoodie: shhhhh????

Tim: ANSWER ME

Hoodie: -screaming-

Tim: come on, Brian

Hoodie: -shrugs-

Alex: Uhhh

Hoodie: so uh

Alex: woah he speaks -walks up to them-

Hoodie: yeah, no duh

Alex: k

Tim: so uhh, why're you here... And not... -hand gestures I guess???-

Hoodie: I kinda just woke up here

Tim: fuck

Hoodie: yeah so uhh, can you leave

Tim: why

Hoodie: So I don't hurt you

Alex: Ha you could try hurting me

Hoodie: I wasn't talking to you

Alex: oh ok lmao

Tim: -sigh- alright

Alex: UghhHHH. Now I have to walk BACK with Tim tOooOo??

Jay: -falls out of a tree- DARN IT

Alex: AHHH

Jay: oh hey

Tim: why are you here‽‽

Jay: Because uhhhh

Hoodie: He's a stalker

Tim: oh yeah

Jay: haha please help I am experiencing severe pain and I probably need to go to a hospital haha

Tim: ...

Hoodie: ...

Alex: ...

Operator: ... (???:!:!!:!!:":"0/)

Tim: You seriously did this to yourself

Alex: God damn it, Jay

Hoodie: -angry-

Tim: so I guess I'll go now

Alex: I'm gonna stay here. Because this is my spot

Hoodie: nah

Alex: yah

Hoodie: nah

Alex: yah

Hoodie: fuck off, dipshit

Alex: nah

Hoodie: I have a gun

Alex: lol so do I -pulls gun out of somewhere that is nOt There- wait

Hoodie: HAHA ha

Alex: fine. Then where's your gun

Hoodie: right h— IT'S GOnE

Operator: hahehearhrhr harharha

Hoodie: WHY

Operator: loOoooLllll 😂😂👌🔥💯

Okay. I'm tired.