Marble Hornets Randomness

GeNdeR BeNt

Jay: woah what does this shiny button do

Tim: no

Jay: -presses the shiNY BUTTON AND MAGICALLY OPENS A PORTAL-

Tim: ummm

Jay: -aLREADY WALKED INTO THE PORTAL-

Tim: well I guess I have to follow you

Brian: -rUNS THROUGH THE PORTAL-

Tim: Brian???

Seth and Alex: -walks to the portal-

Tim: -follows them-

-THREE SECONDS LATER-

Jay: what happened to my hair

Jay: -pats his sideburns- they're gone

Seth: I HAVE BOOBS. AGH. WHAT THE HELL

Alex: nothing changed for me...

Brian: -has hER hair in pigtails- FUCK NO -takes ponytail holder things out, releasing HER long hair-

Tim: -pats sideburns, which are now non existent-  nnNNnOOOO

Alex: -turnS AROUND, nervously, and looKs aT his cRotcH- well one thing changed

Jay: I'm flat chested

Seth: hahhahehwhahh

Jay: isn't that normal though

Seth: welll I guess

Brian: OUR VOICES CHANGED

Tim: duh

Brian: -scREAM-

Tim: how does this magically happen

Alex: WHY DO I STILL LOOK THE SAME

Everyone: -shrugs-

Alex: ??????????????

Jay: hey check it out. My ears are magically pierced. So cooooll

Brian: this skirt does look pretty nice on my thighs though

Tim: don't we all have pretty masculine names though

Jay: my name fits either gender

Alex: same

Brian: I can just shorten my name to Bri... everyone will think my name is Brittany!

Tim: I legit have to change my name

Jay: what abouttttt. Amy?

Tim: uh

Jay: JESSICA?

Tim: umm

Jay: SaRAH?

Tim: uhNmmmmmmmm

-suddenly they were all back to normal-

Brian: I'm still wearing a skirt