Dramatic Brian

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Brian: If you tell any living soul about my secret identity... I'm afraid that I'll have to end your life...

Alex: everyone knows your secret...

Brian: I SAID, IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT, I'LL END YOUR LIFE

Alex: no one sees it as a secret. You put on the mask... the cape... everyone knows

Brian: sHUT UP

Alex: why should I shut up

Brian: -pulls out gun from inside of jacket- I'll give you a reason and maybe even an explanation without moving my lips

Alex: -looks at the gun-

Brian: -pulls out voice recorder thing and presses play-

Voice recorder: "1) Alex I have a gun. 2) You don't have a gun. 3) I HAVE A FUCKING GUN, ALEX 4) Did I tell you that I had a gun?"

Alex: -INTERNAL SCREAMING-

Brian: now will you shut up

Alex: -makes a zipping gesture to his mouth and does the "ok" sign-

Brian: now I have to fight crime

Alex: -nervously nods-

Brian: sshhhhh -disappears-

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