Marble Hornets Randomness

CIgArETtEs = dEAtH

(BRIM)

Tim: -smoking a cigarette-

Brian: you know that that can kill you

Tim: -continues smoking cigarette-

Brian: -smacks cigarette out of Tim's hand-

Tim: HEY!

Brian: those are bad

Tim: I KNOW, BUT THEY HELP ME

Brian: that's exactly what you said about your medication but it didn't help you one bit

Tim: it helped me quite a bit, thank you very much!

Brian: Nah

Tim: yeah -picks up cigarette off of ground- This is still good

Brian: -pours a bucket of water on the cigarette and Tim-

Tim: WHAT THE HELL

Brian: ha

Tim: I HAVE A WHOLE ENTIRE PACK OF 'EM!

Brian: yeah... yeah...

Tim: -pulls out another cigarette- ha

Brian: -looking at Tim-

Tim: wAIT. WHERE DID MY LIGHTER GO -feels pockets-

Brian: ha ha ha

Tim: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, BRIAN?!

Brian: -shoves lighter farther into paNTS-

Tim: uh

Brian: if you want it, you're gonna have to get it yourself

Tim: I'm not going to dig in your pants

Brian: -steals Tim's pack of cigarettes-

Tim: DON'T YOU DARE

Brian: -shoves pack of cigarettes in his underwear- ha

Tim: I COULD GO BACK INTO THE HOUSE TO LOOK FOR THEM

Brian: -locks the door and puts Tim's house key in his pants-

Tim: I COULD GO TO THE STORE!

Brian: -shoves Tim's car keys in his pants-

Tim: FINE. I'M WALKING.

Brian: -snaps finger-

Alex: -holding a cement block-

Tim: I COULD NOT GO TO THE STORE!

Brian: now that's what I wanted to hear

Alex: can I hurt him now

Brian: no. Go back into the corner and be all mysterious and shit.

Alex: -already gone-

Brian: now dig

Tim: nah. Actually I'm gonna stop smoking.

Brian: Good. Because if you didn't you would sound like this—

Tim: like wh—

Brian: -puts his arm around Tim's neck-

Tim: AUGH CAGH AGH OWW
-voice is raspy and unclear-

Brian: -takes his hand off-

Tim: -rubs his neck- ow...

Brian: see you would sound like that if you kept smoking

Tim: alright

(Later that day)

Tim: -has his car keys, house keys, cigarettes, and lighter-

Brian: are you glad you have them now? -smiles-

Tim: yeah— I guess...

(I'll leave what he did to your imagination... heh)