Marble Hornets Randomness

4K+ rANDOMNESS

(Alright. So... I've almost always tagged people in this book for a new reader count thing... But since like, absolutely no one likes being tagged in anything whatsoever. I'll give you some randomness ;))

(Whenever I first typed this chapter name I accidentally put 8K+ randomness... mY fiNger dOne SliPped BaD)

Jay: -screams-

Tim: what's wrong?

Jay: THERE'S A GIRAFFE OUTSIDE

Tim: ...what

Jay: -points out the window-

Tim: That's Alex...

Jay: THEREARETWO

Tim: -squints- is that the um... the thing

Jay: ITHINKSO

Tim: -already gone-

Alex: -already in his room somehow-

Alex: -strutting around his room... still wearing a bra and a thong from the last chapter (hahahaha enjoy that mental image)-

Alex: -poses-

Amy: -walks in the room, because he forgot to Locke (get it... Jessica Locke?) it-

Alex: -tries to cover the bra-

Amy: um... Alex

Alex: y-yes

Amy: if you're gay... it doesn't matter... our relationship is basically done anyways

Alex: oH so are you saying that since I am wearing lady clothes, I am suddenly gay?

Amy: kinda

Alex: well fuck you. It's a hobby. Also... I'm not gay

Seth: -walks out from Alex's bathroom and pops his back- God, my ass is gonna hurt for a week

Amy: what

Seth: did you not hear all the moans coming from this room this morning? Me and Alex had sex!

Alex: -trying to find an escape-

Amy: ...

Seth: -smiles, kisses Alex on the cheek and walks out of the room-

Amy: you're gay

Alex: I prefer the term wildly bisexual

Amy: wildly?

Alex: dOn'T FUckiN' ShaMe mE, AmY

Amy: alright. I'll leave you, your gayness, and your odd kinks alone... forever

Alex: odd kinks??

Amy: you're wearing a bra and a thong

Alex: ...so?

Amy: bye -walks out of the room-

Brian: -standing outside, looking at a rock-

Jay: -magically outside-

Tim: -magically outside too-

Brian: -staring at the rock-

Tim: um

Brian: -kicks the rock-

Tim: alright?

Brian: I don't like rocks

Tim: me neither

Jay: rocks are alright

Brian: -kicks Jay-

Jay: oW

Brian: no

Jay: NO WHAT?

Brian: you can't like rocks. Alex likes rocks. So... If you like rocks, you like Alex

Jay: but I do like Alex

Brian: don't make me kick you again

Jay: but please don't

Brian: then say... I hate rocks

Jay: I h–h-hate... r-r-r-r...

Brian: IT's nOT THAT HARD

Jay: Ihaterocks

Brian: Louder

Jay: Ihaterocks!

Brian: LOUDER

Jay: I HATE ROCKS!

Brian: good -pats Jay-

Jay: -suddenly shot-

Tim: holy shit

Brian: -looks at Alex, who is standing outside, still wearing a thong and a bra-

Alex: -lowers gun- don't you fucking dare talk about rocks in that way

Tim: -gags-

Brian: -looks away- ALEX WHAT ARE YOU WEARING -tries to shield his vision-

Alex: I AM WEARING SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME CONFIDENT ABOUT MYSELF!

Brian: NO ONE WANTS TO EVEN SEE ANY PART OF YOU DOWN THERE. ESPECIALLY YOUR SMALL DICK.

Alex: IT'SAVERAGESIZEDYOUASS

Brian: THEN YOUR DOCTOR OR WHATEVER IS LYING

Alex: OR WHATEVER?

Brian: I DON'T KNOW? MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE HAS SEEN YOU NAKED-ISH

Alex: DUH. AMY HAS. SETH HAS.

Brian: I FEEL BAD FOR BOTH OF THEM

Alex: FUCK YOU

Brian: JUST ADMIT THAT IT'S SMALL

Alex: IHAVEAGUN

Tim: I have a knife. Lol.

Alex: YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITH A KNIFE, TIM

Tim: I could stab you with it

Alex: BUT I COULD SHOOT YOU!!

Tim: -shrugs-

Jay: -staring at a blade of grass-

Jay: where is my shoe

Brian: YOU ARE WEARING YOUR SHOES—

Jay: -only has one shoe on- no

Brian: Where did it go?

Alex: -throws Jay's shoe at Brian-

Brian: OW

Alex: HA

Brian: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST THROW YOUR SHOE AT ME??

Alex: -raises his nicely shaved leg and shows Brian his high heels-

Brian: ?????

Alex: THIS IS WHO I AM. IF YOU'RE GONNA SHAME ME, KILL YOURSELF.

(;-;)