Marble Hornets Randomness

ThOnGs aRE LiFe

Jay: -walks into Alex's house-

Jay: Hey Alex. I'm b—

Alex: -wearing a thong and a bra again-

Jay: -screams-

Alex: what's wrong

Jay: um I don't know. Maybe the fact that you're wearing a thong

Alex: nothing's wrong with that

Jay: -looks at the dOwn ThEre And thE niCe AlEx bulge-

Alex: uh

Jay: -looks away, sweating-

Alex: god, you're gay

Jay: No. I'm Jay.

Alex: no one just looks at their friends crotch

Jay: I looked down there on accident, Alex

Alex: sure you did. Put this on

Jay: hm?

Alex: -throws a bra and a thong at Jay-

Alex: now change. Right here

Jay: I don't feel comfortable changing in front of you Alex. I know we're friends but we aren't that c—

Alex: CHANGE

Jay: okay okay

-Later-

Jay: I feel violated...

Alex: good

Seth: -falls out of the closet-

Jay: why are you here

Seth: I was supposed to get out of the closet a long time ago (-cough-)

Jay: oh okay

Seth: and you're wearing a thong too

Jay: y-yeah I guess

Seth: -walks over to them, wearing exACTLY WHAT JAY IS WEARING-

Jay: um

Seth: fuck you

Alex: Actually. Take the thongs and bras off. Neither of you look hot in them... It's kinda my thing

-Seth and Jay change into their normal clothes-

Jay: what does that say on your shirt

Seth: it says Alex Kralie's #1 Fan

Jay: -looks down at his own shirt-

Seth: -crosses his arms-

Jay's shirt: -has, "Alex Kralie's #1 Fan" on his shirt as well-

Seth: Alex you can't have both of us

Jay: -screaming internally-

Alex: good. I kinda want both of you dead. But I kinda wanna fuck you both? I don't know. I like one of you more than the other though...

(-cough- trying to make both Jaylex and the few Sex shippers happy)

(Lmfao why did I write this)