Marble Hornets Randomness

EverymanHYBRID + Marble Hornets

(Good Lord, this title is long)

Jay: hey Alex I have a present for y—

Alex: -staring at the dog in his room-

Jay: Whose dog is that?

Alex: I don't know... This dog just walked in here...

Other Alex: Oh, sorry. My dog likes to do weird things... My name is Alex, by the way...

Alex: whAT THE SHIT? THAT IS MY NAME?!

Jay: I knew that name was common

Vinny: AHHH. WHERE IN THE FUCK AM I. -on the floor-

Jay: aHHHHH? Who are you?

Vinny: NO, WHO ARE YOU??!!

Jay: My name is Jay

Vinny: GOOD TO KNOW... I GUESS?!

Alex: what's your dogs name

Other Alex: Her name is Sparky

Alex: ew

Other Alex: what's wrong

Alex: that name sounds so boring... at least my dogs name was cool

Other Alex: and what was his name?

Alex: Rocky. His name was Rocky.

Other Alex: -sighs- so original

Alex: why are you so weird

Other Alex: huh? I'm not weird -slowly puts sock puppet on his hand-

Alex: is that a sock puppet

Other Alex: yes. And she has a name

Alex: It's Sparky isn't i—

Other Alex: This good sock puppets name is Sparky

Alex: of course -sighs-

Vinny: -pacing around, wondering where he is still-

Jeff: -walks in- aaand this is not my house

Jay: why are there so many people here. And why do they all look significantly cooler than me

Jeff: Uh, I don't know -carries around camera-

Jay: Ohmygod

Jeff: it looks like you just saw a ghost, man. What's wrong?

Jay: Youhaveacamera

Jeff: I hate to say it, but I think everyone has a camera these days

Tim: -walks in- It's 2017 you losers, no one has cameras

Brian: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEN

Jessica: -sitting on the couch- And yeah, no one remembers that I exist

Alex: we know that you exist... we just don't want to

Jessica: that's kinda rude

Alex: I know

Habit: -struts in, holding a machete-

Tim: who are you

Habit: I'm a god

Tim: so

Habit: so what?

Tim: did you know that my name means god

Habit: do you know that you are not a god but I am?

Tim: do you know that I could beat the shit out of you

Habit: try me, Timmy

Tim: HOWDOYOUKNOWMYNAME

Habit: Because uh— I don't know

Tim: just wait

Habit: I don't like waiting

Tim: why not

Habit: because waiting is for losers and I'm not a loser

Tim: you look like one

Habit: and you look like a squirrel but I'm not a mean guy so

Tim: you just said that I look like a squirrel

Habit: okay I am a mean guy, but it doesn't fucking matter

Tim: do you know what does matter?

Habit: -sighs- what's that

Tim: -puts on Masky mask and tries to tackle Habit-

Habit: -pushes Tim off of him and runs around, laughing-

Tim: -chases after Habit-

Alex: Jinkies

Vinny: Did you just say Jinkies?

Alex: no

Vinny: I know my memory is bad... Like super fucking bad... I don't even remember my grandfather's name and stuff... But you definitely said Jinkies

Alex: I could kill you

Vinny: Not like I'm scared of you though

Alex: -pulls out gun-

Vinny: why do you want to kill me

Alex: I actually don't know

Rocky: -comes back from the dead- bork

Sparky: bark

Rocky: bork bork bark

Sparky: bark bark bark bark bork

Rocky: -cheerfully- Bork!

Sparky: Bark bork booork!!

Rake: KEJRRJEKRODNRNELPW

Sparky: -dies-

Rocky: -dies-

Amy: -already dead-

Jeff: -still dead even though he's kinda alive but not really-

-sigh-