Marble Hornets Randomness

DiStRacTIoN

Jay: Timmmmmm

Tim: what

Jay: I need to ask you something—

Tim: Jay... I'm kinda busy. I'm driving. I should focus on the road before we get into an accident...

Jay: but it's important

Tim: no, I doubt it is

Jay: take this exit

Tim: no

Jay: yes. Just turn here. Hurryyyy

Tim: no... We have things to do. We need to get out of here!

Jay: PLEEEAASSSEEE

Tim: NO

Jay: why not??

Tim: I already told you...

Jay: hmph...

Tim: stop acting like that. It just makes you... Unlikable

Jay: what if I don't want to be liked?

Tim: then you're sure as hell doing a good job

Jay: that's kinda mean

Tim: I'm a kinda mean person

Jay: obviously -crosses arms-

Tim: -turns on the exit that Jay wanted to turn on-

Jay: hell yeah!

Tim: now where are we going

Jay: right there

Tim: we're not going to a 7-11

Jay: why not

Tim: because—

Jay: you already turned here. And I could pay for whatever

Tim: you don't even have a job, nor do you even have money

Jay: true... But please can we go in?

Tim: fine -pulls into the 7-11 and parks-

Jay: heeelllllll yyyeeeahhhh

Tim: -gets out-

Jay: -gets out-

Tim: what do you even want here?

Jay: it's a gas station, they have everything here

Tim: yeah yeah, whatever. Let's go

Jay: -walks inside-

Tim: -walks inside-

Jay: -runs to the Slurpee machine- yyyeeeahhhh booyyyy

Tim: ugh. Of course.

Jay: -fills it over the top- crap

Tim: -waits patiently for Jay-

Jay: -gets napkins and tries to clean everything- ahHHH

Tim: ughhh

Jay: -puts a lid on it- okAY I KINDA GOT IT

Tim: sure

Jay: -tries to walk off and slips- aSS

Tim: who screams, "ass" when they fall

Jay: -gets back up- me

Tim: alright. Can we go

Jay: yeah

Tim: -goes to the counter-

Jay: -sets the slurpee on the counter- hah

Tim: -gets a pack of cigarettes-

Jay: holy shit

Tim: what

Jay: they have fidget spinners

Tim: hell no

Jay: yes

Tim: ffiiinneeee. -gets a fidget spinner as well-

Jay: -smiles-

Tim: I hate you

Jay: thanks

Tim: -hands him the fidget spinner and the slurpee, then puts the cigarette pack in his pocket-

Jay: why do you smoke cigarettes

Tim: -shrugs-

Jay: -gets in the car-

Tim: -gets in the car too-

Jay: -slurpee flies in the air because magic-

Tim: FFFFUCK

Jay: AHHHHH

Tim: OKAY YOU LITTLE BITCH. YOU BETTER CLEAN THAT UP

Jay: oKAYYY?? -tries to scoop it up with his hands-

Tim: I actually can't help you with this

Jay: -continuing to clean up-

Tim: -hands him a tissue-

Jay: what's this for? My tears?

Tim: no you dumbass

Jay: haaaah Ye-yeah

Drinks slurpee and plays with fidget spinner as I type

Hah I have a light up fidget spinner
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