Marble Hornets Randomness

guidE tO UnDerStAndiNg WomEn -StarrIng JesSica

Alex: woMEN? MORE LIKE PUNCHING BAGS!

Brian: are you ok

Alex: NOPE

Brian: sounds like it

Alex: I apologize

Brian: yeah

Alex: I still love you Amy... even though I killed you...

Jay: -teary eyed- h-how sweet!

Tim: what

Jessica: sooooo... Alex, what do you like about women?

Alex: I'm attracted to blood. So periods are a no-can-do for me.

Jessica: and that is how to be single 101

Alex: I WASN'T DONE

Jessica: I've heard enough

Alex: they also have nice clothes

Jessica: ...

Alex: Why is everyone so rude about what I said earlier? Jesus Christ...

Tim: because it was mean -shrugs-

Amy: hey Alex. I heard you said my name

Alex: holy fuck!

Amy: yeah

Alex: I'm sorry! I really am... Amy

Amy: it doesn't really matter

Alex: then why are you here

Amy: to say that I'm breaking up with you, honey

Alex: we haven't talked in four years

Amy: bye, bitch -leaves-

Alex: nnooooo

Brian: you can always just be gay

Alex: I am (really) kinda gay tho

Brian: alright

Jessica: do you guys even understand women?

Tim: I do. It's because... they're people... just like dudes. I don't see what the big deal is

Jay: are we all going to become feminists now

Jessica: no

Jay: alright

Alex: StOP LOOKING AT ME

Jessica: here's a fun fact about women... when a woman says no, you better listen to her

Alex: Amy tried to say no when I was choking her

Jay: -spits out drink???- eXCUSE ME WHAT

Alex: um. Y'know. I choked her. With my hands. I have hands.

Jessica: -slaps Alex-

Alex: OW

Jessica: that's what you deserve

Alex: I'm sorry...

Jessica: An APOLOGY CANNOT HEAL A BROKEN SOUL (if you don't get this then get out. Jk jk... stay)

Alex: woah. No need to get all technical here

Jessica: WOAH. nO NEED TO BE SUCH A FUCKING BITCH! I'LL RESURRECT SARAH IF I HAVE TO!

Alex: who is Sarah?

Jessica: -sLAPS ALEX AGAIN-

Under expectations again
-clenches fist- yes.