Marble Hornets Randomness

InViTaTioN

Alex: Hey uhhh, I got a super weird invitation thing

Tim: Huh. I wonder who it's from

Jay: YEAH! WHO IS IT FROM!

Alex: I don't know... There's a little sticker sealing it. On the sticker there's a satanic symbol thing

Tim: Is it Brian

Alex: I doubt it. He doesn't like me

Tim: pfft, no one likes you

Jay: Hey Tim, back off... Alex's my boyfriend...

Tim: Yeah, ni— Wait... Really?

Alex: That's not even close to being true

Tim: Thought so

Jay: Yeah, because Seth's his boyfriend. I'm plotting to overthrow Seth

(Sex is back. I know. I know. Chapters have different ships but like... I need some Sex in this chapter)

Alex: If you do, I'll cut you

Jay: ooOooh scaryyyyy. I'm terrified

Tim: uhhh

Alex: You should be scared

Jay: Then again, ooOooh scaryyyyy

Alex: what if I shot you

Jay: oOOOOOOH SCARYYYY

Alex: Gosh darn it, Jay

Tim: So, are you gonna open the letter or just be gay

Alex: A Little Bit of both

Tim: How about more opening more letters and being less gay

Alex: Shut the fuck up, "BRiAn FuCK mE hArDer, rEEeeEe"

Tim: I've never said that

Alex: "BRIAN FUCK ME HARDER, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Tim: Jesus Christ, if you keep doing that you'll summon him

Alex: Well Jeez

Jay: Open the letter!

Alex: -tries to peel off sticker-

Tim: what

Alex: -top of Sticker comes off so the bottom is just like that white papery thing-

Tim: how

Alex: This is one tough satanic sticker

Tim: it can't be that hard

Alex: Well, gosh darn it

Tim: Come on... Give it to me

Alex: no

Jay: give meeeeee the letter

Alex: fine

Tim: what

Jay: -grabs the letter and tries to open it-

Alex: I think you're trying too hard

Jay: -is obviously frustrated-

Alex: -takes the letter from him and peels the sticker off-

Tim: hooray...

Jay: YAY! GOOD JOB, BUDDY!! ILOVEYOUSOMUCHFUCKME WOW THAT WAS AMAZING!!1!!!1!1

Alex: calm down