Marble Hornets Randomness

Surprise Brian

Brian: Good morning Tim, I made you breakfast

Tim: -is laying on his bed, and looks up at Brian- oh, than— HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?

Brian: Haha... Yeah, I woke up here

Tim: AND YOU DECIDED TO MAKE ME BREAKFAST?

Brian: of course

Tim: ...and where exactly did you wake up

Brian: In your bathtub... which smells like lavender. You're one of the only people who averagely cleans their bathtub

Tim: AVERAGELY?

Brian: yeah— you always clean your bathtub a few times a month

Tim: hOW DID YOU KNOW?

Brian: The operator tells me a lot of things

Tim: what

Brian: THE. OPERATOR. TELLS. ME. A. LOT. OF. THINGS.

Tim: what else did he tell you

Brian: he said that you named your sideburns

Tim: totally untrue

Brian: I guess I should go now, I have things to do (and people to save)

Tim: okay

Brian: -leaves-

Tim: I only named one of my sideburns
-crosses arms-