Alex: Jay, check out this fuckin sword I bought
Jay: wow
Alex: I look cool as shit right now
Jay: I'd rather say that you look like shit lol
Alex: Yeah well, thanks for hurting my feelings. I guess I'll just become suicidal
Jay: lol
Alex: what happened to you
Jay: well, it all started when I was going for a walk one day and I saw a squirrel. I thought, "oh wow a squirrel" and I followed it just like any human being would do... And it led me to an alleyway in the middle of New Jersey. I don't remember much of what happened. But it was dark, scary, and I was surrounded by a group of shirtless guys who wanted to beat me up
Alex: what
Jay: that actually happened
Alex: How did a squirrel take you to New Jersey
Jay: Well... I kinda kept following different squirrels
Alex: how did you get to New Jersey in the first place
Jay: Those darn squirrels
Alex: what The fuck
Jay: yeah
Alex: are you going to acknowledge my sweet ass sword
Jay: that's one sweet ass sword
Alex: that's not what I meant. Like cherish it. I spent almost two hundred dollars on it
Jay: why would you spend two hundred dollars on a sword
Alex: The guy who I bought it from said that they'd kill my wife and my kid. I don't have a wife or a kid. I bought it for... future protection
Jay: I've gotta admit. That's pretty rad
Alex: yeah
Jay: pretty fuckin badass
Alex: mhmm
Jay: freakin amazing
Alex: yeahhh
Jay: that sword is gonna protect mankind, I just know it
Alex: Hell yeah
Jay: how sharp is it
Alex: sharp enough to give you a cut
Jay: d a m n
Alex: dude... It's a sword. It can cut small things in half
Jay: that's pretty cool. Can I try it out
Alex: hahahaha, why would I let you use any of my things? Lmao
Jay: please
Alex: there
Jay: -grabs sword- hahaha... This... Ow, my back. Oh my God... Ow ow
Alex: -grabs sword from Him- what
Jay: that's one big sword
Alex: yeah it is
-later that day-
Tim: why is there a sword laying on the table
Jay: Alex bought a sword and left it here so he could go grocery shopping
Tim: alright?
Jay: to be honest, the sword looks pretty fucking stupid
Count how many times I said sword
I dare you
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