Marble Hornets Randomness

HaBiT

(Everyone loves crossover episodes. So shut. Also I haven't done a EMH + MH thing in a while. So yeah. I hope all of y'all have seen EverymanHYBRID or whatever... If you haven't, You could read this chapter and be very confused orrrrrr you could skip it)

Alex: Okay so, I'm gonna babysit this small kid today

Jay: Don't you hate kids

Alex: Yes

Jay: Don't you hate people that are... small, too

Alex: Yeah. I hate everything that's smaller than me

Jay: alright... Soooo, who's the kid?

Alex: Some little kid named Evan

Jay: how old is he

Alex: Somewhere between five and twenty seven

Jay: oh

Alex: I don't know. I just need money

Jay: Why do you need money

Alex: That's like asking me why I need a house

Jay: But why do you need it

Alex: More guns, duh

Jay: right

-later-

-violent knocking on the door-

Alex: theeere he is

Alex: -answers door-

Habit: -runs through door-

Alex: aHHH

Habit: hey

Alex: hi? You look... Kinda, old

Habit: nah

Alex: -crouches down to his height-

Habit: do you have any candy

Alex: why

Habit: I don't know

Alex: I don't have Candy

Habit: man, that sucks. Got any sharp knives?

Alex: I'm more of a gun person, myself

Habit: god damn it

Alex: I'm gonna go... Make my bed

Habit: k

Alex: -walks out of the room and into his bedroom-

Alex: this is one weird kid

Alex: -fixes his bed so it looks neat and good-

Alex: -walks back to Habit-

Habit: -is on the ceiling-

Alex: AHHHHHH, JAYYYY???

Jay: -pops up from behind the couch- yeah?

Alex: THERE IS A FIVE YEAR OLD ON MY CEILING

(My brother is five. He's 3'6. So hahahHahahAhAHha Evan would be one very tall five year old)

Jay: AHHHHH

Alex: HOW THE HELL DO WE GET HIM DOWN

Jay: POKE HIM WITH A STICK

Alex: I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIM???

Jay: YOU LIKE HURTING EVERYONE THOUGH

Alex: true

Habit: -hissing and emergency machete-ing-

Alex: -grabs a stick which is inside his home??? And pokes Habit-

Habit: -falls off of the ceiling, has a machete-

Alex: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Jay: -still screaming-

Habit: -weird small boy laughter-

Alex: -running around-

Jay: -hiding behind the couch-

Habit: -probably scaring everyone-

We all know that Vinnie and Jeff dropped HABIT off so they could party. This might have a part two. Idk. I like saying that chapters will have a part two and I don't make them have a part two until later.

Tune in next time for uhhhhhh