Marble Hornets Randomness

Harry Potter

(COUGH. Before you hit me, No there won't be any spoilers to anything.!This is just like what houses they would be in and stuff)

Jay: aAHHHH GUYS

Tim: what Jay

Jay: WHY AM I A GRYFFINDOR? I WANNA BE A BIRD.

Alex: because you're fucking stupid

Brian: shut the hell up, slytherin

Alex: I wouldn't be talking right now. Hufflepuff. Or should I say Hugglepuff.

Brian: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Alex: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? SUE ME?

Brian: -whispers- avada kedavra (this is the killing curse, so basically... if someone uses this spell/curse thing, their opponent kind of... dies)

Dumbledore: bRIAN

Brian: AHHHH

Dumbledore: -takes Brian's Wand- NO MAGIC, UNTIL YOU ARE SEVENTEEN, AND OUT OF HOGWARTS. YOU NEED PERMISSION TO DO THAT!

Alex: shut up dumble-whore

Dumbledore: dO YOU WANT TO BE KILLED

Alex: wait what

Brian: also I'm almost 29 so...

Dumbledore: why are all of you so old

Tim: ten points for Ravenclaw

Dumbledore: wHAT?

Tim: -walks out door- later losers

Hah

This book is being downgraded from 395 in humor to almost 500 :)

tEN pOInTs FoR cRipPliNG DEpReSsIoN

UPDATE: The story's moving back up???¿¿