Marble Hornets Randomness

ToTheRescue

Alex: aAHHH

Jay: Alex what's wrong

Alex: I GOT HURT

Jay: It probably won't be that bad

Alex: I WAS STABBED

Jay: By who

Alex: THAT CREEPY OLD LADY WHO USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO BRIAN

Jay: so she just stalked you... so she could stab you?

Alex: yES

Jay: that doesn't make any sense

Alex: cAN YOU HELP ME

Jay: here -opens bandaid-

Alex: NO I MEAN LIKE GET AN AMBULANCE

Jay: -puts band aid on the wound-

Alex: I SERIOUSLY WANT TO KILL YOU NOW

Jay: you'll heal just give it a few months

Alex: few months— what?! A FEW MONTHS?????

Jay: yeah

Tim: did he get stabbed again

Jay: yeah

Brian: who stabbed him?

Jay: that little old lady who lived next door to you

Brian: I never lived next to an old lady

Alex: -gASP-

Tim: then who was it?

Jay: I DON'T KNOW BUT SHE DID A HIT AND RUN

Brian: more like a stab and run!

Tim: that's not funny (cOUGH)