Marble Hornets Randomness

a BaND?

Jay: gUYS I HAVE AN IDEA

Tim: what, Jay

Jay: WE SHOULD TOTALLY START A BAND

Tim: no

Jay: yES

-five minutes later-

Alex: I wrote some lyrics for our first song

Tim: -takes the piece of paper- and... you wrote this...

Alex: yeah

Tim: wow you are bad at writing things. And your handwriting is horrible. What does that say... Does it say Donkey?

Alex: It says Floccinaucinihilipilification, but I guess that's pretty close

Tim: what the fuck does that mean

Alex: It's an old word from the 1700's which means "the action of estimating something as worthless"

Tim: so could you use that word to describe anyone or anything?

Alex: well, yes

Tim: we've been doing that to you the whole time then

Alex's mind: that little bitch. I might kill people but I still have feelings.

Alex: well I've been doing that to you too! -face is legit turning pink out of embarrassment-

Tim: you're a sad, sad man

Alex: well I won't be sad when all of your friends are gone -smiles-

Tim: ...do you mean your friends?

Alex's mind: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Alex: nO. I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS! HA!

Tim: so you're just gonna kill acquaintances that you've known for ten years? Makes sense.

Alex: YEAH, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

Jay: hey guys uh...

Alex: NOT NOW JAY, THE BIG KIDS ARE TALKING

Jay: well I accidentally set your room on fire... and I accidentally melted your hundred of pictures of Amy...

Alex: -looks Jay in the eyes- YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

Jay: I'm sorry

Alex: -pushes Jay and runs to his room-

Tim: we shouldn't have started a band

Jay: yeah...

Tim: what was the name of the band again?

Jay: levitating dog torso...

AND THEN IT STARTED