Gaster One Shots 3

Is Jeremy Gay or European?

A/N: This is a joke. My brother is straight. ... As far as I know.

Guests: Princessmelodykitten
BrownENHcousZOEY and SamoanaGirl101

SG: There, right there! Look at that tan well tended skin! Look at the killer shape he's in! Look at the slightly stubbly chin!

Jeremy: (That's my muzzle...)

SG: Oh please he's gay! Totally gay!

Emily: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate a straight expatriate. This guy is not a gay, I say not gay.

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: That is the elephant in the room, well us it reinvent to assume that a man who wears perfume is atomically radically fag?

Vinnie: But look at his coiffed crispy locks.

SG: Look at his translucent SOCKS.

Emily: *places hand on chin* There's the eternal paradox, look what we're seeing.

SG: What are we seeing?

Emily: Is he gay?

SG: Of course he's gay!

Emily: Or European?

Jeremy: (WTF?!)

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura/SG: Oooooooohhhhhhh.

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?

Browntale!Gaster: Hey! Don't look at me!

Browntale!Toriel: You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play practical sports-

Zoey/Kitsune/Vinnie: In tiny shirts and tiny shorts!

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks. They both say things like "ciao bella" and kiss you on both cheeks!

SG: *rolls eyes* Oh please.

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or European? So many shades of grey!

Browntale!Gaster: Depending on the time of day, the French of either way.

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Is he gay or European? Or-

Sakura: There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk, seated on EVERY guy at work. That is a metro-hetero jerk. 'That guy's not gay', I say no way!

Zoey/Vinnie/Kitsune: That is the elephant in the room, is it relevant to resume that a hottie in that costume-

Sakura: Is automatically radically-

Zoey: Ironically chronically-

Kitsune: Certainly flirtingly-

Vinnie: Genetically medically-

SG: GAY! Officially Gay! Swishingly gay gay gay gay-

Jeremy: *kisses Chara's cheek*

Chara: Da fug-?

SG: DAMMIT!

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or European?

Asriel: So stylish and relaxed!

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Is he gay or European?

Browntale!Gaster: I think his chest is waxed...

Browntale!Toriel: But they bring up their boys up different, there is culturally diverse, is not a fashion curse if he wears a kilt or wears a purse.

Jeremy: Why would I-?

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or just exotic? I still can't crack the code.

SG: Yet his accent is hypnotic, his shoes are pointy toed.

Emily: Huh?

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura: Gay or European? So many shades of grey!

Lust!Bellona: If he turns out straight, I'm free at eight on Saturday!~

Jeremy: Where did you-?

Zoey/Kitsune/Sakura/Vinnie: Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro-

SG: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy, I have an idea I'd like to try!

Emily: The floor is yours.

SG: So, Mister Jeremy Skelewolf, this alleged affair with Ms. Muffet has been going on for-?

Jeremy: Three years.

SG: Your first name is-?

Jeremy: Jeremy.

SG: Your boyfriend's name is-?

Jeremy: Asgore.

Everyone: GASP.

Jeremy: I-Im sorry! I misunderstand! You say boyfriend I thought you saud best friend! Asgore is my best friend.

Asgore: YOU BASTERD!

Jeremy: ...

Asgore: YOU LYING BASTERD! That's it! I cover for you no more! Peoples! Listen up! I have a big announcement! This man is gay AND European!

Everyone: Gasp!

Emily: *eye glowing* WHAT?!

Asgore: And neither is disgraced.

Everyone: Whoa!

Asgore: You gotta stop being a completely closet case! It's me, not her, he's seein no matter what he says! I swear he has never ever ever seen the other way!

Emily: ...

Asgore: *is in Jeremy's face* You are so gay, you big parfait, you flaming one-man cabaret!

Jeremy: I'm straight!

Asgore: You were not yesterday~

Jeremy: *blushing badly* Asgore why-?

Asgore: So if I may, I'm proud to say, HE'S GAY!

Everyone: And European!

Asgore: He's Gay!

Everyone: And European and Gay!

Jeremy: Fine! Ok I'm gay!

Everyone: Horray!