Raven: *quietly sitting on the couch in the basement, saying nothing and staring at the wall*
Sexiplier: *standing in the doorway with you* Is she ok?
You: She's been like this for two days straight. I don't think she's even eaten or slept.
Raven: I don't need to eat.
You: Are you ok?
Raven: I am the potato god. I am more than ok.
Sexiplier: Raven? Do you want to explain what's going on here?
Raven: The potato have claimed me as their supreme leader. I am sitting here, realizing the universe. I have seen the beginning, and it all started with potato. I have also seen the end if all things, and it ends with potato, but potato remains. All the potato remains.
You: Why aren't you saying "potatoes"?
Raven: Because potato is plural for potato. Also, there is no reason is say the letter "a" in front of potato. Potato is life.
Sexiplier: What do we do about her?
You: I don't know. Maybe run?
Raven: You cannot escape potato. And I, your potato god, shall stop you from escaping.
Sexiplier: *grabs your hand and runs*
Raven: Shit.
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