Warfstache Stories

YouTubers have devoured my life. They make me laugh, so here's some moments I wish to share with you guys!

"You are more than beautiful" You don't really know much about yourself. The only thing that you know is your name (which may or may not be your actual name) and that you're lying on the cold hard ground. You have no idea what caused you to even be there in the first place. But when a mysterious man with black hair who introduces himself as Mark offers to get you back on your feet, you slowly piece together your past. And you may or may not fall head over heels in love with the man that saved you from being alone on the ground. This is the story of you and Mark. You will have your ups and downs but will you both make it out in the end?

I'm sorry for the unoriginal first chapter... You are a four year old, adopted by the alter-egos of Markiplier. PLEASE NOTE THAT MARK IS NOT THE MAIN IPLIER IN THIS! {THANK YOU FOR 20K!}

Jacksepticeye comes to LA to see Mark. Dey meet evil people of themselves. Dey meet Sans and da Papyrus... What will Da people and skeletons do????? Lol, no. Jack comes to LA to see Mark. They meet evil versions of themselves, Anti, Glitch, Wilford, Google, and Dark. Mark and Jack are secretly acting like brothers, since they will be stuck in the house for a while. What shall happen? Find out in this odd book. {ON HOLD}

These are just poems Markiplier put in his DDLC series.

Random fluffs and stuff i just make of the egos. I get bored lol.

ego oneshots. no smut.

When a day of surfing has a turn for the worst, two friends must find their way to safety.

Amelia is a fifthteen year old girl. When she was four her parents left her behind when they moved. After a while of being alone on the streets she was found by a man, his name was Wilford Warfstache. He raised her and she became his partner in crime.

After moving to a new mansion, Mark has started acting strange. Curious as to why every night he asks him to come, and every day takes it back, Jack decides to give his buddy a visit. When Jack comes he realizes what Mark is hiding, and that he will never leave... Soon Jack's thoughts change from, "Will I ever be able to leave," into, "Do I even want to leave?" WARNINGS: GORE AND SOME DIRTY MAY BE METIONED (Not smut)

My analysis of Wilford Motherloving Warfstache

Why, hello there... You shouldn't be here, and neither should I. I think perhaps you should go. Go ahead...leave. ... You can't...? ...interesting.

Darkiplier Cold. Serious. Intimidating. Dangerous. A master of manipulation. And the leader of the Iplier egos. Now imagine: What if the dark ego was suddenly turned into a pinch sized version of his own? Several questions may form in your mind right now, do they? Like: How could that happen? What is the meaning behind this disaster? How could this happen? How would the other egos handle the situation? Was there any way to fix things back to normal again? But most importantly: How long does Dark really have to live in that tiny body? It may seems ridiculous to you, but all of that happened, because of a single wrong decision the dark entity made. And it all will come back to normal, because of a single card...

Dark and Anti owe a man a debt, and to repay it, they adopt his daughter... Cover's not mine, I can't draw. I kinda stole it. https://neomi-trix.deviantart.com/art/Dark-and-Anti-Screenshot-Redraw-695663437 No longer with child reader because A. Y'all keep commenting that the character I made isn't like you so she isn't you now and B. I got sick of pronoun games.

ANOTHER Darkstache fanfic / short story. There's so many lol, but this one is gonna be fun to write!

Here at The Ego Labs our mission is to rescue, protect, rehabilitate and take care of anomalies. This folder consists of the basic infomation on most of our residents and a few incident reports AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY

It's all in the title! I will be taking requests. It's probably going to be mainly the more well known egos in this book.

The title basically says it. I will post one shots about the Darkstache ship. I will warn in the title of the different chapters if their is any mature content such as smut, gore or violence... Their will be blood considering that I am talking about Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier. Some chapters may have Dark genderbend due to a personal head canon. Other ships that will be in the same book due to having the "it's the same thing" syndrome: William X Damien William X Celin

its mostly jack,mark,pewdiepie,cry and a bit of bob and wade ((other youtubers will be in this too depending on what i feel))