Love Preggo 25-Creepy Shit Kids Say (TinCan)

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Creepy Shit Kids Say (TinCan)

Tangmo

Tangmo, 8 years old: No Ice, go away. Don't disturb me, please.

Can passes the playroom and peeks at his son who is building blocks, talking to himself.

Can: Mo, who are you talking to?

Tangmo looks up and sighs.

Tangmo: Oh, Ice. He is disturbing me.

Can: Oh? Who is Ice?

Tangmo: Oh, the big handsome guy who always watches you sleep ma but he is feeling naughty today so he is teasing me, says my building skills suck.

Can: *freezes, backs away slowly and screams on top of his lungs* TINN!!!!! HELPPPP MEE!!!!!

Tangmo: *sighs* See Ice, told you my ma will freak out. Now stop messing with my blocks.

Tangmo continues muttering to himself.

Peach

Peach: Mommy, mommy!!

Can: Yes baby Peach?

Peach: The big handsome man behind you says he likes you.

Can freezes and turns around the living room. No one there. Can shivers.

Can: Baby, there is no one there.

Peach: No, he is right there! His name is Ice. He asks if he can kiss you.

Can carries Peach calmly.

Can: Peach, please tell Ice he cannot kiss me. Daddy will be angry.

Peach: Ok. Ice, you can't kiss mommy because daddy will be angry. Mommy....Ice is turning red. He isn't very happy.

Can" *takes a deep breath and screams* TIINNNNN!!!!! HELPPPPP!!!!!

Can runs away with Peach.

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