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Love Goodie Bag
Pond: Nah.
Pond chucks a goodie bag in front of Ae who is doing his homework. Ae looked up and back to his homework.
Ae: What is it?
Pond: Your early birthday present for tomorrow.
Ae: Then why can't you give me tomorrow? *grabs the bag*
Pond: Right, because it's obvious my asshole of a friend will want to spend time with his dude friend instead of his boyfriend.
Ae: You got that right. I have a date with Pete tomorrow.
Pond: And you are smiling like some horny creep. Which is fine, means my gift may come in handy tomorrow.
Ae: What are you talking about? *taking the contents out of the goodie bag. Ae blushes after realizing what they are*
Pond: You should thank me for being your own personal Doctor Love.
Ae: Karmasumtra-For Gentlemen Only, what the fuck is this kind of book? And damn you, condoms?
Pond: Every flavored ones I can find. Even got you the durian flavored lub. I don't know what fruit Pete likes so...
Ae: And damn you, what the fuck's this?
Pond: Oh, a vibrator but don't worry, I got this one for beginners. The shop person told me it's dummies and virgins friendly.
Ae: Ai'hia, you asshole! Take them back! I don't want it *stuffing everything and pass it back to Pond*
Pond: Hey, you're nasty. I'm trying to help you buddy, your butt and your boyfriend's butt.
Ae: Our relationship is pure. It's not like you, filled with nothing but porn.
Pond: Hey! You telling me you aren't looking forward to do your boyfriend on your birthday?
Ae: Shut the fuck up, get lost.
Pond: Fine, fine. I'm heading to Ping's room for porn gathering, wouldn't be back tonight. I ain't taking the stuff back, I have plenty of those.
Ae: Ai' Pond you animal, get the hell lost.
Pond: Ok, ok. I am leaving. Just remember, used vibrators aren't refundable and don't get yourself or Pete pregnant, I don't want to be an uncle this soon.
With that Pond has to run out of the room to avoid Ae who chases him to kick him.
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