Love By Chance Mpreg
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Origins (Team Babies)
Tangmo: Oh my god, do you know?
Piano: No.
Tangmo: I came from a watermelon.
Key: What?
Tangmo: And Peach came from a giant peach.
Abby: I don't think that's right Tangmo. My mother said babies came from a game our parents play. The loser carries the baby.
Piano: You mean sex?
Tangmo: Huh? What's that? Can we eat it?
Key: No, eww.
Abby: How does that work?
Piano: Oh my god Abby, you don't know about sex?
Abby: No....I mean, I heard about it but I don't think I know how that works.
Piano: Oh, so easy. You wanna tell them how that's done?
Key: Sure. So, the way sex works..
Tangmo: Is....?
Key: When you kiss some one the neck, make a red bruise hard enough.
Abby: Oh, then you get a baby?
Piano: Duh. but you have to be on the bed you see. I don't think it works other places.
Tangmo: Wow. So cool. That means if I want a baby, I just have to kiss someone on the neck, make a red bruise then that person will get pregnant?
Key: Seems like how it works. I mean, that's what the korean dramas and hong kong dramas and whatever romance movies we are watching telling us.
Abby: You two are watching a lot of TV.
Piano: It's to study our performing arts. You wouldn't believe how our mother tried to spin us a fantasy tale about how music created us.
Key: Don't get us started about how our dad is about to tell us how he is trying to have sex with mom and then got us. I mean, if dad wasn't so romantically cringey, we could stomach the story but nope.
Abby: So it is not a game our parents get? But why wouldn't mother and father tell me then?
Piano: Probably they are embarrassed. I mean, it's kinda intimate.
Abby: I see...that means they don't need to play any game...
Key: Well Abby, it IS somewhat a game, you see, you need two person to kiss and definitely the one who got kissed in the neck is somewhat the loser. Get?
Abby: Thank you Key. you sound about right. I'm glad I learn about sex today. I think I should write in my diary about it. What about you Tangmo? Tangmo?
Piano: He is staring into space. Tangmo Medthavan. Back to earth, hello!
Tangmo: What?
Key: You're day dreaming dude. You ok?
Tangmo: Yup! I'm just imagining babies in the sky!
Piano: You weird dude.
Tangmo: I HAVE TO TELL HEART! NEED TO CALL HIM! See you!
Tangmo runs away.
Key: Off he goes. Wait, he forgot Peach. Peach, your brother left you. You ok?
Peach: Totally fine, please don't worry about me.
Piano: Oh, how are you enjoying yourself? You didn't say anything since you came.
Peach: *snorts* Enjoying your conversations.
Key: Oh?
Peach: Enjoying a bunch of innocent 8 year olds discussing about sex. It's wonderful.
Abby: It's amazing isn't it? You get a baby if you kiss someone you love on the neck.
Peach: Totally. Anyway P's, I have to go along with my brother. I mean, to stop him from kissing someone on the neck. See you again *snorts proudly and walks away*
Abby: See you Peach.
Peach gives a smirk and walks away with his arms crossed.
Piano: Peach is totally not cute.
Key: Yeah, acts like he is better than all of us and he is only 5, brat.
Abby: Piano, Key, it's not very nice to call Peach that. He is just really smart.
Piano: Hey, Abby's smartest in the class too!
Abby: Aww, thank you Piano.
Key: You know what, let's have swiss chocolate drink.
Piano: I want mine with marshmallows please. Abby?
Abby: I'll have a cup of warm water please.
Key: Coming right up.
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Yukichi's Note: It's Hong Kong series' fault. I thought you get a baby by kissing the neck once upon a time.
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