Floppy Dishtowels (The Last Chapter of Book 1)

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A/N: I'm dreading this chapter because I don't like ending things. But I constantly have to remind myself that it's not over! There's a whole other book that will continue from here! I guess my worries are that I won't be able to make you smile or laugh as I did with the first one. I just want to make you guys happy and have an escape from life. So I dedicate this chapter to every single one of you. <3

I survived bronchitis this past week xD! Yay! But the boys took care of me. For the most part. Calum drank my juice :(, Ashton dropped my ice cream on the floor, Michael gave me whiskey instead of cough syrup, and Luke worries too much. He kept fluffing the 9,000 pillows he gave me. I wanted to stab him with a spoon. But...now I love them again and I forgave them so it's all good. I've been thinking hard about what I wanted to do for this chapter while I was coughing up my lungs. It is after all the last chapter, so what was I going to do to make it special? So I'm going to do a little bit of everything. This is easily going to be the longest chapter. Welcome to chapter 200.

Which Flavor Of Cake He Is (With No Description Whatsoever)

Ashton: He'd be Angel Food Cake with strawberries. 

Luke:  Luke is French Vanilla with Raspberry filling.

Calum:  Calum would be Death by Chocolate cake. 

Michael:  RED VELVET!!! DAMN THAT BOY SMOOTH

Kenzie:  Peaches and Cream -Calum

What They Smell Like

Ashton:  Vanilla because that boy has waaay too many scented candles.

Luke:  Lucas would smell like sandalwood. He just seems like that kind of guy to me ok?

Calum:  Boy. He's a pure boy and would smell like a boy. In a good way though.

Michael: Sunshine, kittens, and probably cool cologne. 

Kenzie: Kenzie smells like a lot of different things. Her hair is one thing and everything else is another. So I'm gonna say coconuts, warm scented stuff, and her dog. -Ashton

The Random Song He Is

Ashton:  "Belgium" by Bowling For Soup. "Remember how you like them chicken nuggets?" 

Luke:  "Hey Juliet" by LMNT. "I think you're fine you really blow my mind!" And it's hilarious because I could see him singing this at the top of his lungs. 90's song man.

Calum:  "Racist Coffee" By Julian Smith. "DON'T DRINK THAT RACIST COFFEE!"

Michael: "The Creep" by Lonely Island and Nicki Minaj "Do the creep haaaa do the creep ooooh!"

Kenzie:  Definitely "I'm Reading A Book" by Julian Smith. "Why all these people always interrupting me what I gotta do to try to make them see....Don't you ever interrupt me when I'm reading a book." Don't even try. She'll throw the book at your head. Plus it has a badass bagpipe solo. -Michael

I think she'd be "La Vie Boheme" coz she's weird. "Creation, vacation, MUCHO MASTERBATION" -Calum

Um...Cal. Dude. She'd be "Classic" by MKTO. "One of a kind living in a world gone plastic baby you're so classic!" -Ashton

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