Food Fight

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Ashton: "Ashton! Dinner's almost ready!" You made spaghetti for him because it was his favorite. Although you didn't understand why he ate it every day. "Looks good love." he came up behind you and placed his head on your shoulder. "Can you stir the sauce for me?" He straightened up and grinned. "Why of course I can!" You giggled and handed him the wooden spoon. He began stirring and dancing at the same time. You rolled your eyes and smiled. He was a dork but he was your dork. You grabbed the cheese and turned back around to your boyfriend. "Ash do you want salad or broccoli?" He stopped stirring and screamed 'BROCCOLI' while accidentally flinging the wooden spoon. You looked down at your now ruined T-shirt. "Oh. Sorry babe." You glared at him trying to make him think you were pissed. "Ashton Fletcher Irwin. You are in so much trouble." He looked guilty. Before he could respond you threw the whole bag of cheese on his head. "Well that was cheesy." he joked. He then grabbed a handful of the cooled pasta and flung it at you. "You're an impasta!" he screamed. You threw some bread at his head. (Rhyming is cool) "Wow you're on a roll!" The next 25 minutes consisted of flying food and really bad puns.

Luke: You were backstage at his show playing with a water bottle. You had brought pizza, candy, and soda for the boys and the crew so you decided to snag a piece of pepperoni pizza and some Mountain Dew. Just minding your business, chewing, you heard the boys coming down the hallway. They had just gotten their hair done and were starving. "Thanks for the food Y/N! You're awesome!" Michael told you. "Yeah I know." You smirked and took another bite. You watched Luke grab 3 separate plates. 2 for pizza and one just for candy. He grabbed 2 handfuls of Skittles and some Twix and sat on the couch across from you. He smiled and stuffed his face with a slice of cheese pizza. You rolled your eyes and took a sip of your soda. "Y/N this pizza is fantastic! Where did you order from?" Calum tapped you on the shoulder. "Well thanks! I actuality got it from-" You were interrupted by a flying Skittle. "As I was saying, -" Another Skittle. You tried to hold your ground and ignore it. "Cal I got it from-" A green Skittle flew past your face and smacked Calum in the eye. "The hell Luke?" He shouted. Luke busted up laughing. "Sorry man. I was aiming for her." You shook your head and told Calum you were sorry and where you got the pizza. You then turned your attention to Lucas and raised an eyebrow. "Skittles? Really?" He shrugged and popped a red one in his mouth. You looked down at your half eaten crust and chucked it at Luke. "Oh! It's on!"' he jumped up and threw 3 mini Twix bars at you. You picked one up and ate it while you threw a handful of jelly beans at your insane boyfriend. Eventually it went from bad, to worse, to covered in sticky.

Calum: It was Calum's birthday and he wanted the celebration to be just the two of you. You'd gotten the cake and you were going to take him to a nice Italian restaurant. "Cal? You ready to go?" you peered into the bedroom. He was facing you wearing black dress pants and was halfway done buttoning his white shirt. You swallowed seeing how gorgeous he looked. He smiled at you and beckoned you over to him. "Help me with my tie?" he said like a little boy. You giggled and wrapped it around his neck finishing the look. "There. You look very handsome Hood." He gave you a gentle kiss and put on his jacket making him look even more sexy (if that's possible). He then held his arm out for you.. "Shall we leave milady?" You gladly took it. "We shall." You arrived at the restaurant, cake in hands, and sat at your reserved table. After the wonderful meal and funny conversation about turtles, you started to open up the cake. "Let me put the candles in it real quick." He nodded and his eyes widened at the sugary treat. Lighting the last candle you set the cake in front of him and sang Happy Birthday. "Make a wish Calum!" He smiled a toothy grin and blew out the candles. This was your chance. You put your hand on the back of his head and pushed it into the frosting. He stayed there for a moment before lifting his head up. It was covered in chocolate frosting and colorful writing. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALUM!" you screamed and laughed. You could only see his eyes which stared at you. He was about to speak but he stopped. Before you knew it he pulled you in for a chocolatey kiss. "Calum!" you giggled and wiped off the frosting and licked it. "Not bad!" Calum took a piece of the cake and shoved it down your dress. "You have fun with that!" he laughed. You squealed at the feeling. You grabbed more cake and shoved it down his pants. "How do ya like me now?!" Needless to say, you both got kicked out of the restaurant covered in chocolate and happiness.

Michael: "I'm boreeeeed Y/N!" Michael put his head in your lap. You looked down from your book and smirked. "Well what are you going to do about that?" He poked your stomach a few times before answering. "Entertain me Y/N!" You rolled your eyes and set down your book. "How?" He shrugged and hid his face in your lap. You giggled and ran your hands through his hair. "Well you gotta help me Michael." "Ve cna brk coorkes." he mumbled. "Uh. What?" He lifted his face up to look at you. "We can bake cookies." "Oh! Ok what kind do you want?" He didn't answer you. He just grabbed your hand and dragged you into the kitchen. He picked you up and sat you on the counter so he could find all the ingredients. You watched him fumble around the kitchen finding what he needed. Eventually he was done and set the bottles, boxes, and bags beside you. "You want double chocolate peanut butter cookies?" you asked eyeing the items. He smiled and nodded vigorously. "Ok let's get started." you were about to hop off the counter but he stopped you. "Where are you going?" he asked holding your waist. "To Mars. To help bake the cookies you moron!" He shook his head and wouldn't loosen his grip. "Why not?" you questioned. "I'm going to make them!" You raised your eyebrows and stared at him. "Really?" "Yep. And you are going to stay here until I'm finished." He started measuring the ingredients, doing it completely wrong by the way, while you watched with amusement. After he put way too much sugar in you spoke up. "Mikey that's too mu-" you were cut off by him flicking sugar at you. "Shh. I got this." You wiped the sugar off your face. "Did you just flick sugar at me?" He nodded and went back to his deep concentration. You picked up the peanut butter and a spoon and got a good spoonful of the sticky substance. "Mikey turn around." He did and his eyes went straight to the spoon. "No. No. No." You smiled and nodded. "Don't do this Y/N. It won't end well." Too bad. You flung it anyway. It hit him in the forehead. You snorted and giggled. He then picked up the cocoa powder and dumped it on your head. You fought back by breaking an egg over his head. "Ok you asked for it!" he shouted and brought his fingers to your sides and tickled you. Michael did not get his cookies, but he had more fun with you.

(Another random preference! Yay! I'm still waiting for any requests.... even if it's about him becoming a chihuahua! Don't be shy people!)

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