The Analyst

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❝ I'M TECHNICALLY A LAWYER TOO, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL OF THAT. ❞ It was easy. Get to the hero... More

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕟𝕒𝕝𝕪𝕤𝕚𝕤
Chapter I: Friendly Neighborhood Asshole
Chapter II: It's Just Dinner!
Chapter III: Damn, Daniel
Chapter IV: Sorry, He's Shy
Chapter V: I'm on Me Mum's Motorcycle
Chapter VI: It's a Great Party I'm at Y'all
Chapter VII: Don't Stand So Close to Me
Chapter VIII: Mind Yo' Business Chiharu
𝙸𝚇: 𝙶𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏*𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚢
𝚇: 𝙼𝚖 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚢
𝚇𝙸: 𝚆𝚘𝚊𝚑.
𝚇𝙸𝙸: 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚎
𝚇𝙸𝚅: 𝙶𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙
𝚇𝚅: 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚎
𝚇𝚅𝙸: 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚘
𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸: 𝚃𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢
𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚆𝚊𝚣𝚘𝚜𝚔𝚒
𝚇𝙸𝚇: 𝚀𝚞𝚒𝚛𝚔 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝
𝚇𝚇: 𝙲𝚘𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝙸: 𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚢 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚍
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.
𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚅: 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚜
𝚇𝚇𝚅: 𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸: 𝙸'𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚌𝚔
𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸: 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢.
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚟𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚇: 𝙻𝚒𝚊𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇: 𝙰𝚠, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸: 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸: 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚕𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚅: 𝚂𝚊𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅: 𝙽𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚐?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸: 𝙱𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸: 𝙰𝚍𝚊𝚖-
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸: 𝙲𝚊𝚗 𝙸 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚕𝚎?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚇𝚇𝚇𝙸𝚇: 𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚖𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚢: 𝚈'𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚓𝚊𝚒𝚕. 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙾𝙳.
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝙷𝚒, 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎𝚊
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚘𝚍?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝙾𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝙰𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚛𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝙳𝚘𝚔𝚒 𝙳𝚘𝚔𝚒
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢: 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝙽𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚌𝚎𝚑𝚘𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝙿-𝚙-𝚙-𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚙-𝚙-𝚙𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝙼𝚖𝚖, 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝚁𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚛 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝚈𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚙𝚊?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝚄𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚍
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢: 𝙸'𝚖 𝚋𝚊𝚊𝚊𝚌𝚔: 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛! 𝙽𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛!
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝚃𝚑𝚞𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢'𝚜 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 👅
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚢?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢: 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙷𝚘𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝙸𝚌𝚎 𝙸𝚌𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗-𝚞𝚙
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚝?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝟷-𝟾𝟶𝟶-𝙳𝚒𝚍𝙸𝙰𝚜𝚔
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝚇𝙾𝚇𝙾 𝙶𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚙 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚖𝚘𝚖
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝙳𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝚆𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝙼𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚃𝚊𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢: 𝙰𝚗 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚘?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚘𝚗𝚎: 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜....
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚗!
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙱𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎́
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝙽𝚘, 𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝... 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕!
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝚃𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝚌𝙷𝚒
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚢: 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝙾𝚗𝚎: 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚠𝚘: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚍
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝙹𝚘𝚔𝚎𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚒𝚡: 𝚆𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗 𝚠𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚢-𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝙰𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚘
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚢-𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝙰𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝.
ℍ𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍: 𝙼𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚍𝚊𝚢
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙾𝚗𝚎: 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐...
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚠𝚘: 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚜
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛: 𝙰𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎: 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝!
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚒𝚡: 𝙿𝚎𝚠-!
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝: 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚎: 𝙽𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚘 𝚂𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚎
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚎𝚗: 𝙰𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗: 𝙾𝙼𝙶, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎: 𝙻𝚒𝚙𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚘 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚐
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝙿𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊 𝙷𝚞𝚝
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: 𝙻𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜. 𝙿𝚒𝚣𝚣𝚊?
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙵𝚒𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: 𝙱𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚛
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: ...𝚂𝙰𝙸𝙻
𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗: 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚕𝚢

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚂𝚒𝚡𝚝𝚢-𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎: 𝚉𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙

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Shoto and I chatted, including Bakugo once in a while as we walked down the street.

I was still trying to understand how Shoto had gotten Bakugo so upset. He must have struck a nerve. The whole number one thing must be a sensitive topic. I always thought that system was stupid anyway. It was mostly judged by how well liked someone was, and I always thought it was unfair.

Then again, Enji was number one for a while and people hate him, so there got to be some truth to the system.

"Well, I should get back to my shift. I've been gone too long as it is." Shoto said once we were all quiet.

"You shouldn't have let us keep you. Go ahead, enjoy your shift." I smiled at him, staring at his eyes again.

They're so pretty.

"I hope to see you again soon my darling."

"I have a feeling we'll see each other around," I said, throwing him a wink.

"Till next time." Shoto practically purred, kissing the back of my hand gently before giving me a wink and running off towards his patrol area.

Bakugo "tched" as he glared daggers in Shoto's back.

"What's gotten you so riled up? I thought you borderline liked Shoto." I observed, eager for his response.

The breeze felt nice on my face as we walked, our hands in our pockets. My jacket lay over my arm from where I had taken it off. My loafers clicked on the cement, Bakugo's running shoes making full thuds.

"I was hoping that this would just be us two and it wasn't." It was a simple answer, but I wouldn't pry for more, not now anyway. Besides, I had another question I really wanted to ask.

"Are you and Deku dating?"

"Why did Shoto's teasing make you so mad?"

We had spoken at the same time and stared at each other as we walked.

"Go ahead."

"You go."

We stared at each other again, not sure how we kept speaking at the same time.

I started laughing and soon I heard Bakugo chuckling along with me. It wasn't his normal laugh, the daunting, annoying laugh he always had. This was genuine.

"Ok, really," I said, laughing between my words, "what were you saying?"

"I was asking if you and Deku were dating." He said it quieter this time as we passed a crowd of people, sinking into his hoodie to try and hide his face.

"No, we're not. I wasn't lying during that interview, it really was just blown out of proportion. Why do you ask? Jealous perhaps?" I teased. He turned red and started sputtering.

"What? No. I'm not jealous, I don't get jealous! Lord Explosion Murder doesn't get jealous!" He exclaimed, quick to defend himself. I laughed, grinning at him.

"You say that, but everything about you says otherwise."

"What the hell does that mean?!" He exclaimed, flexing his hands and I could see sparks starting to fly off them.

"Calm down man, I just mean that you're blushing and you're denying the fact that you're jealous which further proves that you're jealous." He clicked his tongue, turning away.

"Whatever. What was your loser question anyway?"

"I asked why Shoto's teasing got you so mad."

His steps slowed a bit, and I slowed in response. Bakugo was silent for a moment or two before finally speaking.

"Because I'll be number one someday and he needs to respect me," he said in a matter-of-fact tone. His steps sped up to their normal pace and I sped up to keep in line with him.

"Is that really it?" I prodded.

"What else would it be?" He smirked.

"Oh nothing, just the crumbling insecurity you have over your position at number two because you feel that you haven't lived up to your full potential. Which, by the way, you have no reason to feel, you should be proud of where you are right now, you've made it farther than I would have." I explained it all quickly and quietly, careful to not let anyone else hear my analysis of the great Lord Explosion Murder.

The blonde beside me made a small choking noise and slowed again.

Oh my god, pick a pace already!

"You alright?" I asked, rubbing what I hoped were comforting circles into his back.

"You need to stop doing that." He said, returning to his normal fast pace.

We're playing cat and mouse here.

"Doing what?" I asked, confused.

"Reading me like that."

"So I was right?"

"I never said that."

"But you did."

"How?!"

"Your body language, look Bakugo," I grabbed his shoulders and made him face me, ending our banter. "You shouldn't feel insecure about your ranking. Not at all. You're at number two! How amazing is that! People have tried and failed, but you made it! You made it because you deserve it!"

He looked away, making his little 'tch' sound.

"Whatever." He grumbled, a light pink dusting his cheeks.

"Come on, say it with me."

"What?" He looked back at me, eye brow raised.

"Repeat after me. 'I, Bakugo Katsuki, am proud of my ranking because I deserve it.'"

"Damn right I deserve it!" He exclaimed.

"That's the spirit! Now say the words!"

"No."

"I, Bakugo Katsuki-"

"No."

"-am proud-"

"(Y/N)."

"-of my ranking because-"

"Because you're being a bitch-"

"I deserve it."

"-that's why."

"I, Bakugo Katsuki-"

"Oh god, you're starting over?" I smirked and repeated myself as Bakugo glared at me. He tried to turn away but I held him in place by his shoulders.

"Fine!" He yelled after about my third round, "I'll say it!"

"Atta boy!" I exclaimed in excitement.

"I, Bakugo Katsuki, am proud-"

"That's it!"

"Shut up. Am proud of my ranking because I deserve it." I said the last words along with him and smiled wide once he had finished.

"That wasn't so hard was it?"

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"Well, this is my stop," I said, lazily pointing to the door of the agency.

"I would have never guessed considering your name is on the glass." Bakugo said in a flat tone. I lightly punched his arm, making his chuckle.

"No need to be mean. I should get back to work."

"Yeah, whatever. See you later." He said, punching my arm in return. He was almost cute when he wasn't yelling at people.

He looked to both sides and then all around us before pressing his lips to my forehead and running off.

I sighed, entering the agency.

Chiharu tapped her nails on her desk, watching as I walked towards the hallway to my office.

"Are we gonna talk-"

"No Chiharu, no we aren't."

"Oh come on!" She whined, "please? I used to want you to be with Cellophane after the whole drunk kiss thing but now I'm not sure because of Chargebolt, Deku, Temperature and Lord Explo over there! Plus you and Suneater? Huh? Huh? I saw the way he caught you!" She exclaimed, running around and stepping in front of me.

"I can see stand the rest, but Suneater? Really?" I asked, putting my hands on my hips.

"Yes!" She exclaimed, looking excited. "The sexual tension while you guys flew through the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife!"

"Oh please, don't you have anything better to do than try and get me in a relationship?" I asked.

"Nope! Been doing since high school, and I will continue till you're no longer alone!" She exclaimed, winking.

"You're way to excited about this," I sighed, brushing past her. "Besides, this isn't high school."

"You're right," she said as we entered my office, "in high school I was trying to get us together."

"That you were." I said, thinking back to our high school years together at Johtoh.

"But I've moved past that, and now I'm trying to get you together with someone else that isn't me. Honestly? I'm kinda rooting for Chargebolt, but then again Lord Explosion Murder seems to be in your top three." She observed, leaning against the door way as I sat down.

"I don't have a top three."

"What's this about (Y/N) dating someone?" Daichi said, popping his into the room.

"Don't you guys have work to do that doesn't involve my love life?" I saw Daichi open his mouth, but before he could say anything I blurted out, "or sex life," and his mouth shut again.

"Not really." Chiharu said, sitting in one of the chairs across from my desk, "so spill."

God I love writing the reader and Bakugo's interactions.

I'm really excited because you get to see more of the reader, Chiharu and Daichi in the next few chapters! Yay!

Fun Fact: (Y/N) tends to dress more masculine, in suits and loafers. This is mostly out of spite. Her mother always told her to dress more feminine so she would attract a handsome man, so she wears traditional "men's clothing."

Reminder: Stop for a minute. Breathe. Clear your head. Just let go of everything for a minute. Just exist for a moment with you and yourself. That's all you need, so don't rely on other people. You are the only person you need in life. Breathe. Drink some water. I love you. 💞💞

Over and out.

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