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Autorstwa hornychan

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I literally just love reading these and like writing my own so boom. This story does deal with some triggerin... Więcej

(1) Mom Squad
(2) Tobio To The Rescue
(3) 3 am
(4) Akaashi Bro
(5) Wrong Person
(6) Cuddle
(7) Welp
(8) 1 am
(9) Biology Exit
(10) A**hole
(11) Yuu
(12) Title, i dont know her
(13) Cupid Time
(14) victims
Games
Kinda sad :(
Another one
Oikawa and Iwaizumi IRL
Welcome Back
Poor Hinata IRL
Naka🥰
Fights
Filler mainly
🤷‍♀️🥰
Bye
Make up or Break up
First kiss
Hinata and Kageyama IRL
First Kiss pt 2
Makki +Mattsun IRL
Noya🥰
Kenma and Kuroo IRL
We need a break
Nice kill
Date partners
Date IRL
Date IRL pt2
Without notice
Wait for me chat/IRL
1000 reads/views babyyyyy
Hes waiting
Welcome Oikawa❤️
Yaku and Lev time
Before the trip
The Trip IRL pt 1
The Trip IRL pt 2
HEY HEY HEY
Theres a video
I cried writing this
I cant sleep
Bokuto and Akaashi IRL
Mymanzishotter
Part 53 lol
Date night IRL
The aftermath
Reno❤️❤️
Private Chat
Makki and Mattsun IRL
No more iwachan
The Seijoh Chat
Most likely
(62) Trigger warning
Please read psa at bottom thanks👍
Removed
Kuroken day
Noob
Its raining IRL
Tanaka=Noya
Part 69 😂
Home screens
7k?!?! I Love You Guys
FINALLY
New phone who dis
(74) Request #1 IRL
Ah~
*me forgetting titles exist* IRL
Onomatopoeia
Tell me
👉~Woohoo~ 👈
Zombie AU
I forgot the title again
Kenma and Akaashi IRL
Your okay IRL
Tattoos
Priv chats 🍩
Priv chats 🍕
Carnival Date IRL
Carnival Date pt 2
Random
Missing the Fourth
-Imagine Simping-
Never have i ever
Private Life pt 1 (Oikawa and Iwachan)
Private lifes pt 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Private lifes pt 3 (Tanaka and Noya)
Private life pt 4 (Bokuto and Akaashi)
Intermission
Private Lifes pt 5 (Terushima and Mad Dog)
Private Lifes pt 6 (Makki and Mattsun)
Therapy
Part 101 lol
Zombie AU update
Pick up lines
Names
Poollll
Pool IRL
Phone switch IRL
Private chats ☀️
Private chats 💅
Meme battle
✌️🔫
113!!!
🔞❤️
Pride🏳️‍🌈🥳
50k reads
We gotta stop this IRL
College Talk
Rushed
Im sad. (Kyo And Teru IRL)
WACK ✌️
Dis sucz
HAPPY BIRTHDAY IWACHAN
OMG DUDE
More art!!!
Shorty
I do be so happy rn!!
Private Lifes 1 (Bokuto And Akaashi)
Dont be mad😳
Private lifes 2 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Dance 🍑
Private Lifes 3 (Makki and Mattsun)
YEET sponsered by LAZARBEAM
Private Lifes 4 (Oikawa and Iwaizumi)
Chat
Private Lifes 5 (Tendou and Semi)
Um continued? IRL
Sunshine Birthday!!
Private lifes 6 (Yaku and Lev)
Requestyyyy (Iwaoi)
Requesty #2 (Kuroken)
(142) Big Boi Tops🍆
5 Years Later
The Definition of Family.
Private Chats✨🧚‍♀️
The wedding pt 1 irl
The wedding pt 2 IRL
The wedding Pt 3 IRL
Its a plus 😌
Kyoteru IRL
Private chats 😅
😐not gonna say Anything.
This changes nothing
Pervychan
Excuse me
Private chats 👁👄👁
Eat My Ass✨
Tendou and Semi IRL
Group Date IRL
No words 👀
✨Power Bottoms✨
Night✌️
Youre Dork IRL
Milk Bread IRL
Random stuff 💥
Makki/Mattsun IRL
Imma sing a song ;)
Private chats 😩
Theater Sex 😅
Weed and Bottles
Private chats pt 2 😭
T or T
Private Lifes 1 (KyoTeru)
Private Lifes 2 (Matsuhana)
Private Lifes 3 (Kagehina)
Private Lifes 4 (Tananoya)
Intermission Life be like
Private Lifes 5 (IwaOi)
Private Lifes 6 (Bokuaka)
✨MastuHana Is On Crack ✨
Sorryyyy
Private Lifes 7 (Kuroo and Kenma)
Get Lost
Kinky~
Heyo💥
Private Lifes 8 (Yaku and Lev)
Private Chats 🥨
Dont ask🧎🏌️‍♂️
Second to Last :(
Double The Trouble pt1
Double The Trouble pt 2
Extra 1 - Bad Words (Iwaoi)
OIKAWA HAS A SEXY EAR

Im so losttttt

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Autorstwa hornychan

-In Cupid's playground-

Tanaka- I'm thinking about renaming the chat

Oikawa- why?

Iwaizumi- not really Cupid's playground if we're all already together

Makki- well

Mattsun- besides ya know

Oikawa- LOOK I tried with them

Lev- ....

Yaku- I'm trying

Lev- I'm ignoring ✌️

Yaku- 😔

Tanaka- 😐

Hinata- I'm failing English

Kageyama- same

Makki- I was

Mattsun- but I helped him

Makki- well yeah barely

Mattsun- heyyyy I did what I couldddldldld

Oikawa- I'm passing all my classes✌️🥳

Tanaka- wah? How

Oikawa- idk it's just easy

Iwaizumi- it's not fucking easy your just a try hard

Oikawa- iwachannnn I am not a try hard

Kageyama- yeah you are

Iwaizumi- ^

Oikawa- :(

Kuroo- don't worry everyone comes for my life too

Oikawa- just cause I have good grades doesn't mean I'm a try hard

Kuroo- I'm passing all my classes too 🥳

Kenma- try hard

Kuroo- KENMA YOUR A TRY HARD

Kenma- :(

Akaashi- kenma your not a try hard to me 😘

Kenma- thank you 😘

Bokuto- akaashiiii I wanna kiss

Akaashi- you get rl kiss come here

Bokuto- my boyfriend = the cutest boyfriend

Iwaizumi- we aren't having this argument again
Oikawa OBVIOUSLY won. EVERY girl in our school agrees

Makki- ....really

Mattsun- no it's makki

Kuroo- idc what the girls say it's kenma

Bokuto- I already told you guys ITS AKAASHI

Kageyama- oh we really bout to argue about this?

Tanaka- you guys really trip ya know that Cause Um-

Noya- naka nuuuu

Tanaka- yes I have the cutest boyfriend I will prove it

Iwaizumi- too bad I already won

Mattsun- dude no you didn't Oikawa is ugly

Iwaizumi- BITCH ARE YOU DUMB? 🔫🔫🔫🔫

-In 'Bottoms' chat-

Oikawa- I'm glad my iwachan is stickin up for me but- they bout to kill each other

Hinata- Ik kags is angerily typing

Mad dog- Terushima is asleep so 😂

Oikawa- oh mood

Kenma- Kuroo and bokuto are literally yelling at each other

Akaashi- from across the rooms

Kenma- I'm going to eat noodles

Noya- Tanaka is scrolling through all the pictures he has of me and sending them to the chat to prove it

Oikawa- I swear- our boys..

Noya- ik😂

Makki- Mattsun is straight up signaling out iwa

Oikawa- whyyyy:(

Makki- cause he souly believes that I'm prettier than you

Oikawa- no your not

Makki- Ik that's what-
Wait
Your so conceded

Oikawa- 😘✌️

Makki- ......ANYWAY you ugly ass.

Oikawa- sure keep telling yourself that

Noya- Oop- my man tells me I'm cuter so idc🥰

Mad dog- I just don't care in general. Also imma go spam Teru cause he won't wake up

Hinata- awwwww

Mad dog- it's not cute

Noya- you want attention

Hinata- I think he does

Akaashi- I love attention from bokuto

Kenma- I'm good. Kuroo likes attention from me

Hinata- I just feel like I'm annoying so :(

Oikawa- I felt that on a personal level.

Noya- I- naw can't relate

Hinata- well he says it all the time but I think he's joking

Oikawa- same :(

Makki- we get it oikawa, iwa Hates you

Oikawa- HE DOES NOT HATE ME.. don't say that

Hinata- loll

Oikawa- it's not funny

Makki- ahhh a little

Oikawa- no it's not

Akaashi- I get insecure sometimes to oikawa

Oikawa- IM NOT INSECURE

Kenma- mhm.

Oikawa- I'm not.

Makki- welp

Mad dog- I think they are done spamming the group chat

Kenma- yeah and Kuroo is now attaching to me so imma give him attention✌️

Akaashi- same with bokuto. ✌️

Oikawa- mbn

Makki- I go cuddle ✌️

Noya- same ✌️

Mad dog- ....

Oikawa- ....

Hinata- I'm going to kags house✌️

Mad dog- this is bullshit

Oikawa- ikr

Mad dog- I'm fucking grounded

Oikawa- oof why?

Mad dog- cause yesterday Teru and I were out really late and apparently they had given me a curfew which no tf they didn't but whatever

Oikawa- damn

Mad dog- Ik they also like yelled at him so

Oikawa- shii my parents just don't care 👍

Mad dog- idk if you should be proud of that

Oikawa- your right it's really lonely 😔

Mad dog- good.

Oikawa- ah! So mean mad dog- Chan

Mad dog- bye

-Mad dog and Terushima chat-

Mad dog- answer meeeee
Get up stupid
:(
Wowwww
I'm actually begging for attention and your not even here?
Okayyyy
Fine.
Then I'll ignore you when you finally text me

Terushima- I'm sorryyyy
Babe
I was asleep
I'm really tired

Mad dog-  your always tired

Terushima- Ik :(

Mad dog- so

Terushima- you want attention

Mad dog- pfftt
Okay
Fine
Yeah
I do

Terushima- okay loll
Want me to come over

Mad dog- you can't
I'm ground remember

Terushima- but you have your phone

Mad dog- ok but my parents really don't like you rn

Terushima- so stupid we weren't even out that late
And I brought you back home why's it matter
I wanna see my boyfriend

Mad dog- I'm sorry :(

Terushima- me too:(

Mad dog- 😔

Terushima- I'm horny

Mad dog- Teru
Wtf
Your so weird

Terushima- well your just so cute

Mad dog- you got horny from me being sad

Terushima- I just wanna kiss you

Mad dog- of course you do

Terushima- :(

Mad dog- stop

Terushima- fine I'll go jack off by myself

Mad dog- lol bye
....
Teru...

Terushima- Hmm

Mad dog- wanna ft?

Terushima- hehehehe

-Oikawa and Iwaizumi private chat-

Oikawa- hey sooo

Iwaizumi- yes

Oikawa- :( don't be rude

Iwaizumi- I'm not shittykawa

Oikawa- :( wow

Iwaizumi- stoppp I'm sorry

Oikawa- mean

Iwaizumi- :( no I not be mean anymore

Oikawa- iwachan

Iwaizumi- Hmm?

Oikawa- do you simp for me

Iwaizumi- you wish

Oikawa- iwachan so meannnn

Iwaizumi- you simp for me

Oikawa- Hmm that depends

Iwaizumi- depends?! Bitch on what

Oikawa- do you love me

Iwaizumi- of course

Oikawa- enough time come over?

Iwaizumi- of course

Oikawa- then come over

Iwaizumi- okay hang on

Oikawa- then yes I simp for you iwachan

Iwaizumi- me too oikawa

Oikawa- REALLY

Iwaizumi- no of course not but I still love you

Oikawa- ❤️❤️ you better :(

Iwaizumi- mhm

-Kuroo and Kenma private chat-

Kenma- how much do you think a divorce would cost

Kuroo- probably tons and tons of money
Why?
Wait
ARE WE GETTING A DIVORCE
Where not even married yet!
Kenma!!

Kenma- what? No I'm making a simulator on roblox

Kuroo- omg don't do that! You scared me

Kenma- .....your so dumb

Kuroo- LEAVE ME ALONE

Kenma- so you don't want attention when you get back?

Kuroo- ......
Nvm
Keep bothering me

Kenma- that's what I thought

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- your lucky I'm in love with you

Kuroo- omg kenma that's so cute

Kenma- otherwise id brutally murder you

Kuroo- :( kenma

Kenma- shhh

Kuroo- :(

Kenma- it's okay tho Cause I love you

Kuroo- I love you too

Kenma- and if we ever break up, I'm killing you

Kuroo- right back at ya handsome

Kenma- hehe ❤️





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