-in Cupid's playground chat-
Oikawa- how is everyone today
Kuroo - ... I'm good ig
Kenma- :(
Kuroo- I'm sorry okay okay I'm fine
Kenma- THATS EVEN WORSE KUROO..
Oikawa- awww what happened?
Kuroo- ....
Bokuto- ....akaashi broke you with me....
Kenma- no he didn't
Bokuto- HE MIGHT AS WELL HAVE I'm gonna lose him forever! What do I do?
Kuroo- bokuto
Kenma- ughhh
Oikawa- wait how come?!
Iwaizumi - since when where y'all dating?
Oikawa- iwachan butt out.
Iwaizumi - ......
Makki- ooo which ya gonna do vice cap
Mattsun- probably kick his ass
Iwaizumi- how am I supposed to do that?
Oikawa- ?
Iwaizumi- how am I supposed to kick something I can't see?
Oikawa- ..............................
Kuroo- pfftttttt
Bokuto- lol..
Tanaka- hehe flattykawa
Oikawa- no!
Terushima- bokuto im joining the break up gang
Bokuto- lets cry together
Kenma- HE DIDNT BREAK UP WITH YOU
Hinata- kenma! Your being so loud shhhhh
Kageyama- lol Hinata your kinda stupid
Oikawa- lol kinda?
Hinata- no one asked you flattykawa
Oikawa- OMG STOP
Iwaizumi - ha ha
Oikawa- :( I don't love you no more iwachan
Makki- damn. I've never seen a worse lie
Mattsun- I have
Makki- when?
Mattsun- when you told me you wanted me to slow down 😎
Kuroo- ....it took me like a whole 20 seconds to understand what you were referring to and OOF SAME kenma tells me that all the time
Kenma- no I fucking don't stfu I'll beat your ass
Oikawa- wait so where is akaashi?
Iwaizumi- Terushima, who were you dating?
Terushima- no one ig..
Mad dog- lol.
Tanaka- it's okay Terushima. Me too.
Terushima- you still have a chance tho?
Tanaka- how...
Terushima- dude cause it's so obvious that he likes you... just find a right time to talk to him
Kuroo- wait are we talking bout-
Oikawa- I think so
Kenma- what?
Bokuto- I'm confused
Kuroo- also akaashi is in the shower
Bokuto- he wouldn't let me join him!
Kenma- shouldn't have made him mad
Oikawa- what did he do?
Kenma- ....
Kuroo- well um
Bokuto- NOTHIGN?! I really didn't do anything....
Terushima- Aww I'm sure there's a reason
Tanaka- akaashi doesn't get mad for no reason
Yaku- yeah I doubt that
Kuroo- idk loll
Kenma- there is a reason
Bokuto- what is it?! He's been very angry with me..
Kenma- I'm not telling you
Tanaka- loll so kenma and akaashi are close
Kenma- yes..
Kuroo- :(
Kenma- oh shut up
Kuroo- ...:(
Terushima- kuroo😂 don't worry I got you ❤️
Kuroo- thank you 🥺
Kenma- .....
Kuroo- kenma can we cuddle~
Kenma- I'm playing the game
Bokuto- ...I'll cuddle you
Kuroo- okay! We both need cuddles
Kenma- ....akaashi looks good in only a towel
Kuroo- IM COMING
Bokuto- UNLOCK THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!
Kenma- hehe 😘
Oikawa- ah... umm lolll
Yaku- when the close group of four trades boyfriends
Lev- omg
Terushima- bro so true
Kuroo- NO
Bokuto- NO
Kenma- I meannn
Akaashi- naw
Kenma- :(
Oikawa- kenmas became so dirty. You want akaashi now? So naughty
Kenma- 😳
Kuroo- dont ever ever call him that again
Kenma- scared for life
Oikawa- .....whatever
Iwaizumi- oikawa your the naughty one
Oikawa- I am not..
Kuroo- I bed to differ
Tanaka- shiii I wish I had a naughty bottom
Terushima- I meannn you could
Yaku- 😳 Terushima's a bottom?
Terushima- course not but for Tanaka I would be
Lev- I thought you only bottomed for Iwaizumi
Terushima- well I mean... of course but Tanaka needs love too
Tanaka- fax :(
Oikawa- I'll give you love
Iwaizumi- pfftt
Oikawa- nope I'm not talking to you no more
Iwaizumi- why?
Oikawa- because your mean to me
Kuroo- I felt that
Bokuto- I felt that
Kenma- Kuroo, now I'm not talking to you. Oikawa is my new bff
Kuroo- WHAT
Bokuto- Seriously!
Oikawa- seriously?!
Iwaizumi- seriously...
Yaku- ooooo damnn that's tuff Kuroo
Kuroo- stfu
Lev- lol
Kuroo- lev thats 7 extra dives
Lev- NO! I hate dives :(
Hinata- sameeee
Kageyama- they are harder when your tall... Hinata you shouldn't have a problem with them
Hinata- ........now I'm not talking to you. Oikawa, kenma, I'm joining your team
Makki- woowww is that just a team of the bottoms
Mattsun- shit then maybe you should join
Makki- ....thats it. I'm not talking to you
Mattsun- sureee
Iwaizumi- $10 that oikawa calls me iwachan in the next few text
Yaku- I'll bet $40
Oikawa- that's so dumb
Iwaizumi- we'll wait
Oikawa- I'm not gonna type it stupid
Iwaizumi- really? 🥺
Oikawa- yeah really!
Kuroo- I thought you weren't talking to him
Bokuto- yeah?
Oikawa- SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON YOUR OWN PROBLEMS
Bokuto- 🥺🥺😫
Kuroo- *cuddles*
Kenma- .... *cuddles akaashi*
Bokuto- wah?! Really... akaashi... don't be mad at meeeee
Akaashi- *cuddles kenma*
Kuroo- .....thats it. I don't like how close you too are
Bokuto- me either :( I want my man back
Kuroo- I want my bottom back
Kenma- 🖕
Kuroo- BABY* I MEANT BABY!
Akaashi- ....
Yaku- sure ya didddd
Lev- like you have room to talk
Kuroo- 👀
Oikawa- ooooo
Yaku- ......
Lev- wahhhh I'm just sayingggg
Kenma- wow
Kuroo- so you too are sexually active now?
Yaku- no
Lev- yes
Yaku- No!
Lev- ...
Yaku- no. He's a first year.
Lev- so?
Yaku- ...
Kuroo- hahahahha oof
Kenma- well..
Kageyama- so what?
Hinata- oof
Kageyama- people act like kids at the age of 17 and shit don't have sex? (Yes this is a stab at the mha fandom. Iykyk)
Kuroo- ooo go off kageyama
Kageyama- I'm just saying
Hinata- ^
Makki- yeah it's- oof
Mattsun- welp
Makki- ^ 🖕
Mattsun- wah?!
Iwaizumi- oikawa.. 👉👈 plz talk to me.. 🥺
Oikawa- awwwww Iwachan your so cute!
Iwaizumi- ha ha got him
Oikawa- ......seriously
Yaku- well that's one way
Terushima- wow oikawa so predictable
Oikawa- :(... fine then I really won't say iwachan anymore
Iwaizumi- we've already talked about this. You literally can't not say it
Makki- agreed
Mattsun- yeah if you can go all practice without saying it, I'll give you $100
Bokuto- 100?! All for not saying a stupid nickname?! I can do that
Kenma- can you apologize to akaashi?!
Tanaka- oooo kenma with the burns
Terushima- Imma get you some cream
Kuroo- I love you kenma
Bokuto- wth?! Your supposed to be on my side
Kuroo- not until you apologize to akaashi
Bokuto- I don't even know what I did?!
Oikawa- then talk to him
Makki- hey cap you should do what Mattsun said
Mattsun- yeah you should
Oikawa- I can go a whole day
Iwaizumi- we'll see
Oikawa- okay. Fine starting now. Until this time tmr, I can not call you by the beautiful nickname I have given you
Iwaizumi - more like annoying
Oikawa- beautiful..
Makki- you know, if he ac to ally does this I think Iwaizumi might die
Mattsun- def. cause he secretly likes being called iwachan
Oikawa- that doesn't mean you guys can say it!
Kuroo- iwachan~
Terushima- iwachan 👉👈 I won't be annoying
Iwaizumi- ....
Oikawa- I hate all of you.
Kenma- Aww really?
Akaashi- we hate you too.
Kenma- ^
I originally planned to do an IRL with Akaashi and Bokuto next chapter but tbh they need to fight a little longer hehehehehe *develops evil plan* 😈