We got our first topic to write about!!! Food! -Michael
I'm excited. -Calum
Yeah you sound excited. -Ashton
I like peanut butter :3 -Luke
Which Food Are We
Ashton: Ashton would be a piece of broccoli. Mainly because he likes broccoli and won't shut up about broccoli so your daily conversations end up being about broccoli. Then you say broccoli too many times and can't stop saying broccoli. So yeah. Ash is the broccoliest of all broccolis. (Calum)
Luke: He's a fucking bowl of cereal. The boy eats Cheerios like they're his life. And he's kinda bland and only certain people like him. :P suck on that Luke! Anyways, he's a bowl of Cheerios. (Michael)
Calum: Hood is Chinese noodles. HAHAHA I'M KIDDING DON'T KILL ME!!! He's actually dog food. Not kidding. He would love being food for dogs!!! Calum loves his dogs! So he'd be entirely happy being eaten! You're welcome Cal! (Ashton)
Michael: Of course I get Michael. *sighs* Fine Michael is tofu coz he's a jerk and tofu doesn't taste like nice people!!!!! Tofu is sadness compared to a lovely burrito of excitement! So be a burrito in this world full of tofu like Michael!!!!!! (Luke)
Comments
Aw Cal you do know me :') I'm broccoli!!! -Ashton
I am not bland you tofu butt. -Luke
Huh. Interesting approach Ash. But you do not lie. I'd love to be eaten by dogs. Wait....what? -Calum
Ooh. Burn. Wow. I am in so much pain. Luke has wounded me. I don't know how I'll survive. -Michael
Really? -Luke
No. Not really you bland-ass Cheerio. -Michael
If We Could Eat One Food For The Rest Of Our Lives They Would Be...
Ashton: Ash would eat pasta or pineapples all the time. He'd be like a pineapple with spaghetti arms. Hehehe. Pinehetti!!!! Italian sounding huh? (Luke)
Luke: I'm pretty sure Luke would eat his exciting burritos all the time. But he'd be like really gassy and I don't know if I can handle more. He's already a pretty smelly boy. (Calum)
Calum: Cal would eat apples all the time like the horse from Tangled. If he fell down and scraped his knee, he'd bleed apple juice. It's pretty gruesome. But the sucky thing is it would be the best damn apple juice in the world coz he's too sweet. (Michael)
Michael: Pizza. (Ashton)
Comments
Luke. You're a child. -Ashton
Hey. You've been able to be around me for this long. You're pretty invested in Luke Hemmings. -Luke
Um...I'm a little concerned Michael. Please don't write any more of mine. -Calum
Accurate. Thank you Ashton for taking this seriously. Some people's kids. -Michael
If We Could Bury Each Other In Food It Would Be...
Ashton: I'd bury him in Gushers coz then he'd be all sticky and covered in that gooey crap. It would be funny coz he'd step on them and they'd all go *fart noise* (Michael)
Luke: Luke would be buried in cheese penguins. I'd be nice to him. He likes cheese. He likes penguins. Where's the harm?! Well besides choking and dying...(Ashton)
Calum: I would bury him in papaya. (Luke)
Michael: Let's bury Michael in Ramen and watch him struggle and choke on little chicken flavored noodles. (Calum)
Comments
This is by far the creepiest one we've written. -Ashton
Awww Ash. Thanks for being nice to me...except for the ending. -Luke
Is there an explanation for mine??? -Calum
No. -Luke
Wow. Some people just wanna watch the world burn. -Michael
Other Food Related Stuff We Can't Think Of
Ashton: Uh..........food is essential for living.
Luke: ALL THE FALL THINGS FOOTBALL AND HOT WINGS!!! See that had some food in there.
Calum: Hey. I just got the joke in the first one Ashton. -_- I hate you.
Michael: MICHAEL STILL WANTS A FUCKING SLICE!!!
Comments
Why the fuck did I leave you guys in charge? -Kenzie
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