Hi guys :D so I am gonna write a preference thing for you I guess. I'm a little confused, but I think I got it.
How Much Sass He Has
Irwie: Like 45% sass. The rest is just happy and grumpy Ash. And hungry Ash. Definitely hungry Ash.
Me: I don't even know. Maybe 40%? I dunno.
Cal: 50% sass 50% ass. Don't fight me on this. He's naked a lot. I think I should burn my eyeballs and drink bleach to erase the things I've seen.
Michael: Too much for his own good. He's just mean. Not sassy. Mean. Mean. Michael is mean. DID YA HEAR ME WORLD?! MICHAEL CLIFFORD IS MEAN!!!!! And like 89% sass.
I'm done.
"Wow. Nice job Luke! Your very first preference! I'm so proud!" -Ashton
"I'm not even going to argue with you. Although I'd rather you didn't burn your eyes or drink bleach. Both of those are bad. No Luke." -Calum
"SHUTUP LUKE!!!! DON'T BE A *BLEEP* *BLEEPING* *BLEEP*!" -Michael
"Thanks Ash! Did anyone hear something? Or is it just an annoying whining sound?" -Luke
"Mature." -Michael
"Says the boy WHO SHOULDN'T SWEAR?!!!" -Ashton
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