Amyplier One Shots [completed]

texts 9

big papa pump: twitters new update is shit

baytins: on the brightside my avi looks lit on there

wiishu: mine too tbh

marziapie: wait twitter updated

saladass: MARZIA DON'T UPDATE TWITTER IT SUCKS

marziapie: fefe my phone auto updates :(

peebs: marzia calling felix fefe is what i live for

saladass: oh my god

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wiishu: mY FACE
> IS SUNBURNED
> KMS

baytins: wait babe it is?

wiishu: *image attached*

peebs: sIGNE OMG

baytins: fUCK ILL BE THERE WITJ THAT CREAM THAT YOU BOUGHT OKAY?

wiishu: pLEASE AND THANKS

big papa pump: oh my

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saladass:

marziapie:

saladass: BYE

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big papa pump changed his name to gay(tm).

peebs: m ark

gay(tm): im gay

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baytins: oH THATS SO COOOOOL

gay(tm): are u listening to Space Is So Cool--?

baytins: shut the fuck up

saladass: i actually like that one tbh

gay(tm): really?

peebs: same!

marziapie: Felix wouldn't stop playing it at one time, i like it but Felix played it too damn much-.

wiishu: that leaves me fuck

saladass:

baytins: dONT MEME MY GIRLFRIEND YOU BLENDER FUCKER

gay(tm): felix fucks blenders????

baytins: yes

saladass: ow
> my dick

cranky feg: i
> i shouldn't of logged back in

gay(tm): ETHANNNN

cranky feg: did Mark change his name to "gay(tm)"--?

peebs: yea

cranky feg: im telling twitter

gay(tm): SHUT THE FUCK UP

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its short like me and i have no ideas for new chapters so hmu please and thanks ily all

also + im sorry the last 3 chapters were angst i just had the muse for it and im sorry, ill try my best to get back into a fluff mood but i need ideas! again, im sorry to whoever's heart i shattered and i wanna put it back together.

-izzy 💕